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Around 1:04 you'll see my Female Kitty Avatar with my name above her head. Then again around 1:46 when my Female Kitty Avatar appears on my Flying Motorcycle before disappearing.
 
Has this happened to anyone else where you found yourself on Youtube without knowing it?
 
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Also just a reminder I'm a Guy In Real Life who just so happens to have a Male & Female avatar on PS Home.

it feels like Rob Zombie made this

I would like to see a remade SR3 as long as it was M Rated with the following characters.... Assume all characters are around human size & anthropomorphic where applied....
 
3rd Street Saints
Johnny Gat as Mickey Mouse - Many Saints Row fans raged over the death of Gat. Now imagine if Mickey Mouse fans had the same reaction to Mickey's death. Plus a Fire Breathing Mickey Mouse Mobile is Pure Win. Pierce as Hercules - Fits with the one I have for Shaundi.... Shaundi as Megara - Two over sexualized Women with attitudes. Oleg & Clones as Beast - Also fits in with his relationship with Kinzie Kinzie as Belle - Two Book Worms who barely go out. Zimos as Fat Cat - Because Fat Cat sounds like a Pimp name.... Josh Birk as Gaston - Both Overly successful idiots obsessed with good looks. Angel as Woody - Similarities between losing a mask & not being the favorite toy. Plus Hulk Hogan voicing a Cowboy.  
The Syndicate
Phillipe Loren as a Crow from Dumbo - I know it was a stereotype for African Americans.... But Loren is French.... I mean Belgium.... Same thing.... Viola & Kiki DeWynter as The Siamese Cats from Lady & The Tramp - Originally they were suppose to be Asian but the stereotype of young Asian Women serving white men had that scrapped.... Well Loren is a Crow now.... Matt Miller as Young Anakin Skywalker - Because That whole Ageist thing I guess & revolving around Sci Fi. Killbane as Buzz Lightyear - Obvious choice because on Angel. Plus Instead of removing his mask you just press the button that opens his helmet causing him to freak out. Also makes sense for the happy ending.  
STAG - Obviously SHIELD
Cyrus Temple as Nick Fury - Both Older Leaders. Kia as Maria Hill - Younger 2nd In Commands.  
Other Cast Members
Burt Reynolds as Burt Reynolds - Sorry Mufasa, Han Solo, etcetera but that never changes. Professor Genki as Stitch - Because they're insane.... Monica Hughes as Wicked Stepmother from Cinderella - Both are two older women you may not want to confront. Jenny (Kwilanna) as Sleeping Beauty - I think out of all the Disney Princesses I could think of off the top of my head Sleeping Beauty didn't get that much screen time. If she had an off stage life she'd probably be the most likely to snap like this. Jimmy Torbitson & Planet Saint Clerks as Jar Jar - Because killing a former employee & robbing a store you technically own is fun & made more fun by killing Jar Jar. That & I can imagine Jar Jar sounding like Jimmy.

I think its better the the video games....

You're all wrong!.... She'll be here any minute, shoot the heck out of GG, then punch me in the face for finding that funny.... You just got to wait....
 
*Cues The End Of A Futurama Episode*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKNRfMyjcVo&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E09aObUtaJY
 
I ran across this and thought it was pretty neat.

Playstation Home Publisher Heavy Water has decided to make easy to use tools for making Games & Machinima.
 
http://www.axisgamefactory.com/
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1881693700/axis-game-factory-dream-build-create-and-play
 
I'll probably settle for donating $65 if I make a donation around the end of this month. Wish they had a cheaper version of "100% Complete Launch Pak" without a T-Shirt. (They should know better about the T Shirt thing since almost everyone on PS Home hates T-Shirts.)
 
Even if this Kickstarter reaches its Goal I highly doubt anyone using this will be allowed to publish on PS Home. On the other hand I would really hope we could.


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Sorry I'm late but Happy Belated.... *Sees creepy cake*
 
AAHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!
 
*Closes his eyes*
 
Happy B-Day Sledge!

Good kills! I'll definitely get that long barrel attachment. Your shotgun was getting huge distance kills. That FAL looks like it takes ppl down quick. BTW, I noticed you do a lot of crouching while most ppl just stand there getting shot. Are you using a different button setup from the default? I need to see if I can change mine on the ps3. Pushing down on the right analog stick does a melee attack, but on bf3 its for crouching and going prone. I've died so many times on bf3 crouching repeatedly at some guy while he shoots me in the face.
 
On the ps3 the crouch is the circle button which means you have to stop aiming to hit the damn crouch with your right thumb which screws up any real dodging in the game. So most ppl all just strafe left and right to dodge.
 
Most of the rounds I've played have been decent and mostly balanced, but I've come across a handful of matches where ppl on the opposite team must have been boosting score streaks by having someone on my team constantly spawning a split screen user for them to kill repeatedly. I never watched those matches to confirm my suspicions, but it must have been happening because those matches go ridiculously one sided. Those matches would be so bad that when I spawn I would get instant killed by a lightening strike that was done by the same guy that just killed me moments before by a hellstorm missle.
 
I looked into a bit and even found message boards dedicated to people that want to request boosting partners to meet in game for multiple rounds of bullshitty one sided dominance.
 
Thankfully I've only come across a few rounds like that so far and I usually quit out of them when I've get killed killed 3 or 4 times in a row by streak bonus kills.
 
I need to look at the game to see how to upload some of my own videos. Maybe I'll try that out this weekend.

Go to button layout and switch to Tactical, it will change the crouch to stick and melee to circle... Or it should, that's what it does the equivalent of on Xbox. I hate stick melee. Crouch is vital to taking cover, and lines up a more accurate shot at longer distances since you move at a slower rate. I also reload after every kill if I feel it's safe to do so. Since the slight of hand perk is gone, and fast mag isn't anywhere near as fast I do it a lot less than I used to.
Yeah every cod has boosters. I've only caught them once tact inserting in a room and headshoting each other. Ended up as a free kill for me.

With the long barrel attachment, I'd say its on par with MW's SPAS-12, maybe a little more, but there is no slight of hand, and the fast mag attachment doesn't speed up your pump action so if you run into more than 1 person, you might take them both, 3 you'll die. It's the most handy camper killer in the game.
The game has its issues, like the 1 sniper rifle that you can shoot as fast as a m4 with zero recoil, but it's worth red boxing Strider. Black Ops 1 was pretty good, MW3 was so bad, I wouldn't be playing this game if I didn't get it as a gift. It seems Treyarch makes a better COD now. I'm having a bit of fun. I rarely get kill streaks but I still pull off matches like 23-9, 15-3, etc. in fact there are hardly ever any score streaks spamming the map, unless you play demolition. They set the lowest to the equivalent of 4 kills, and you only get 25 points for score streak kills, so it's really difficult if not impossible for one to lead to another without more kills.

With sniper rifles thats ALWAYS been the case since MW2... its absurd when you watch the air bleed next to the body. I wish they'd fix that. The poor hit detection is what fuels no scoping.
 
Another R870 run on Standoff

 
R870/Chicom CQB on Drone - I took 3 kills out because they were lag kills. lol

 
FAL Target finder fun.



I have a better FAL video I'll upload later. Hopefully the audio will stay synced. It seems when you go over 1:15, everyone has been having issues with audio.

Another thing is that COD's controller sensitivity is very low by default.... even lower than previous games or they just use a different scare. I turned mine up a few notches.. that might help you a bit if you haven't already. I have similar stick sensitivity for BF3.. I think I run on 6 on COD and 8 on BF. I can't do the super high sensitivities like a lot of those "pro players", but I check corners while ADS quite a bit, so I need the faster motion in that aspect.
 
I forgot to mention If you have anything less than a full green connection, avoid the FAL! Its a monster, but any hint of lag will screw you so bad vs. any SMG. Its like that for the SWAT-556 too. Any semi auto-fire tends to be at a huge disadvantage with a mediocre connection. Surprisingly I'm rarely ever in the yellow in this game. The R870 is a different story. One of my kills on that video is a full blown lag kill at around 45 seconds. The dude was clearly to the left of me running the opposite direction when I fired off a shot and he still died. If we would have had a good host, I would have missed and who knows what would have happened.... its whoever turns around the quickest. lol
 
I usually use the FAL on Slums, Raid, Yemen, Meltdown and sometimes Hijacked. When people get to camp happy on the upper levels of Hijacked, I break out the LMG with FMJs and shoot the walls up. Slums is the perfect map because everyone camps in that freaking room next to the circular courtyard. I'll toss a betty on one side of the vehicle that is sitting on an alleyway and prone on the other side of it for a bit because someone is always going to pop their head out of the opening.

The audio is more synced on these... I guess because they are shorter.
 
A little run with the FAL and B23R.

 
Campers!

Yeah I've seen that . The RC-X/D is weird since you use the joysticks to drive... Thanks to my friend finding out first. I've never blown myself up with one seeing as all traditional racers use the trigger buttons for acceleration.
 
Here is a video... COD's uploader blows so the sound is way off.

*cuts curcuit to eppy's room* take THAT

I don't use any of those things. The crossbow is just a cheap way to get a kill, most of the time you will be killed as soon as you stick someone. I use EMP grenades. They take out sentry guns, and other equipment, and you get good points for doing it.

I run with 3 main classes depending on the map.

Medium/Large Maps
Primary: QBB LSW with EOTech optic and foregrip
Secondary: B23R with no attachments
Perk 1: Lightweight
Perk 2: Coldblooded
Perk 3: Dexterity + Engineer (Greed 3 wildcard)
Lethal: Bouncing Betty
Tactical: None

Once I get FMJ's will probalby drop Greed 3 and use Primary Gunfighter use it with the EOTech and foregrip

Small Maps/Indoor
Primary: R870 MCS with Long Barrel
Secondary: PDW-57 with no attachments (overkill wildcard)
Perk 1: Lightweight
Perk 2: Fast Hands
Perk 3: Engineer
Lethal: Semtex
Tactical: 1 EMP grenade
 
Large Maps/Medium wide open
Primary: FAL OSW with Quickdraw and Foregrip
Secondary: B23R with no attachments
Perk 1: Hardline
Perk 2: Cold Blooded
Perk 3: Engineer
Lethal: Bouncing Betty
Tactical: 1 EMP grenade

The FAL is a good gun if you can deal with semi-auto until you get selective fire. 3 shots in the chest should put anyone down. If you're fast on the trigger, I recommend it due to its high damage per shot. I was the suppressor king in previous CODs, but for some reason it seems to significantly reduce damage in this game. In previous games it was just range and accuracy. Once I unlock Ghost and get full auto for the FAL I will be running it with a suppressor and probably use a greed wildcard to have Blind Eye, Cold Blooded, and Ghost all at once. The FAL has one of the best iron sights I've seen. I am waiting on the SCAR though, so I may have a change of heart when I unlock it.  The B23R is by far one of the better secondaries. I haven't used the full auto pistol yet, and the revolver sucks flat out.

Oh and the Vector:




 

Is anyone here playing this game? I got it for PS3 because I have brother and 2 other friends playing it. That and I wanted to play the zombie mode. I think Battlefield 3 is a superior game tho. There is hardly any recoil to these guns, the aim assist seems very generous and I've killed quite a few ppl with nothing but leg shots. Overall tho, it seems pretty fun for quick matches and Kill Confirmed is a nice change to the classic Team death match.

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Wow, the vector sounds like a beefed up tommy gun! i'll have to look it up later.
 
I can see the LSAT being useful on an objective based game. I've killed quite a few ppl with smgs while playing rush. The LSAT is horrible on CQD, with nowhere to really bipod its a pain in the ass. As for the Pecheneg, it probably sucks, but I got used to it because of the assignment for it. With an extended mag, it can shred thru ppl, even on close quarters.
 
Its like the SKS sniper rifle. I thought it was horrible at first until I started getting the 100 kills for it's assignment. Turns out if you put a laser sight on it and run around the close quarters maps shooting from the hip as fast as your finger can fire, it is beastly.

Ah, I have the foregrip for the LSAT and M249 which makes it like having a bipod at all times, the Pecheneg's damage leaves much to be desired for me. The QBB-95 handles like an assault rifle with LMG mag capacity. It's probably the most versitle firearm in the game. It reminds me a lot of the AUG H-BAR in MW2.
I've turned to using the overkill wildcard on Black Ops II. I use the PDW and Remington 870 along with fast hands to swap them out from outdoor to indoor. The 870 is a one shot kill at close to semi-mid range. Everyone is a SMG whore it seems and assault rifles just don't cut it on maps that have a lot of indoor locations.

Its not as of right now, but if they are adding weapons with DLC, who knows? There are only 4 LMGs in the game, so I'd imagine they'd release some more.
 
MG36 is a beast in BF3, but BF3 goes for realism, while COD makes an "attempt" at balance. Guns don't always translate from game to game. For instance the F2000 in MW2 was a pile of garbage. It fired just as fast but had the range of a shotgun. You'll probably never see the Vector in BF3, becasue if they made it legit in COD, that's all anyone would ever use. The Vector, aka KRISS Super V, is a SMG that fires .45ACP with virtually no recoil. .45 is a massive round and would kill anything in 1-2 rounds... yet in game it feels like you're shooting .22 or .380 out of it.

I see you're problem now with the LSAT. I never play TDM in BF3, I play only Rush, CQD, and Conquest. I tend to stay away from LMGs altogether on any CQC map, I generally use them on Rush for suppressing fire on a bomb site. But if I do use them, its normally the MG36 or the QBB-95. (Oddly enough I started using the QBB-LSW in black ops and like it more than the LSAT)

I don't like the PKP Pecheneg, its not that its bad, but it definitely was not an upgrade over the M249 IMO. I ended up sticking with that until the QBB-95 was released.

That sounds like an awesome porn star name. X'D

Joystiq is reporting that the 1st Black Ops II DLC will be hitting January 29th thanks to a image circulating around reddit. The DLC will include 4 mutiplayer maps, 1 zombie map, and for the time in COD history, a new weapon will be introduced post release. Check out the image below!
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/30/rumor-black-ops-2-revolution-coming-january-29-bringing-zomb/

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I ended up getting it for Christmas. My observations so far:

Maps:
I like Drone, Hijacked, and Carrier, the rest are meh... Meltdown looks like they took Launch from BO1, cut the top off the silo, and filled it in with concrete.

Weapons:
I like how the assault rifles are king again. the SWAT-556 is as close to MW1's M16 as you can get, the FAL is awesome too... the SMGs aren't that great outside of the Skorpion EVO. I like the LSAT LMG... sniper rifles are insanely overpowered, and I hate that quick scoping is back. Luckily, Kill Confirmed tends to weed out those type of players.

Scorestreaks:
Meh... I'm mixed on this. I like how they are watered down, and its really hard to get into the higher streaks... the score thing was a good idea but It gets kinda silly when most things are based in 100s and 50s, and you have perks like hardline that reduces it to odd numbers in between that, and score streaks that also meet in between. I can't complain too much, I like how kill streaks aren't insanely overpowered and gun play is more vital.

Perks:
Thank god no pro-perks. Camping with ghost still making you pop up on UVA is the best idea in COD history. Hardline leaves much to be desired even though I never really used it in previous games. The main thing I like is that normal abilities haven't been hampered to make you rely on perks for basic functionality like MW3 tried to do. You ADS and reload at respectable rates, but sprinting has been handicapped pretty badly to where extreme conditioning isn't much of an improvement.

Create A Class
I respect the attempt at something new. I like it, but i still think it has its shortcomings. I hate having to give up a pistol for an attachment on my primary. They've took a lot of cues from BF3 in this aspect, but added their own twist to it. While you can have up to any 3 attachments you want (as opposed to 3 attachments limited between 3 categories in BF3), it will cost you in other areas. Its neat that you don't even have to use perks, but I tend to take the cheap way out and remove my non-lethal grenades.

Unlock Tokens:
This is a disappointment. This is a step back from the money system IMO. Unlock tokens give you a choice to unlock what you want, but unlike in Black Ops 1, you still have to rank up to unlock weapons... to unlock. I liked the freedom to buy what ever I liked from the start in the previous game. It doesn't bother me that you have to rank up to unlock weapons traditionally, it just seems silly to rank up to unlock locked weapons. Permanent unlock tokens are the only neat thing about this system.

Wildcards: Now this is pretty cool. I do like using more than 1 perk in a tier. The greed cards are what ill end up using mostly, the others are sorta recycled perks that didn't belong as perks in previous games, but fit nicely at wildcards.
 
All in all, its not a terrible game. Its definitely not as inexcusably horrid as MW3 was, but not as great as MW1 was. I like that Treyarch tried something new, maybe they is hope for the COD series in the future.

I always laughed when he says "Owww, thats gonna cost ya!" as your character's body is rag dolling forward into the next oncoming car.