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    Dubird got a reaction from Sledgstone in Marvel and Madhouse Team-Up on Anime Project   
    http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.8808.SDCC_2009~colon~_Marvel~slash~Madhouse_Anime_Team-Up
    The trailers:

    h_ej7ZlS2oQ

    8DsQT2tYSdk
    Not so sure about the Wolverene one, but the Iron Man one looks awesome!
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    Dubird got a reaction from DeathscytheX in Marvel and Madhouse Team-Up on Anime Project   
    http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.8808.SDCC_2009~colon~_Marvel~slash~Madhouse_Anime_Team-Up
    The trailers:

    h_ej7ZlS2oQ

    8DsQT2tYSdk
    Not so sure about the Wolverene one, but the Iron Man one looks awesome!
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    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in He's Barak Obama!   
    Punch a robot in the face!

    kVFdAJRVm94
    *snork*
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    Dubird reacted to kobe the best in king   
    mean i need a girl!!!!!
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    Dubird got a reaction from Ladywriter in One Million Acts of Green   
    http://www.greennexxus.com
    Interesting little site. Lets you make an account and keep track of what you can do to help reduce carbon emmissions. There's a lot I can't do because I live in an apartment, but every little bit helps. Might be good for some suggestions if anyone's looking for some.
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    Dubird reacted in designer shoes   
    Large shoes, fashionable shoes fxior women with large feet.
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    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in How to make AC more delicious   
    Because everything is more delicious when you add BACON!
    http://bacolicio.us/http://forum.ancientclan.com
    This works with any site, actually. Just add a http://bacolicio.us/ at the beginning of any url to make it tastier. I.E., http://bacolicio.us/http://www.peta.org .
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    Dubird got a reaction from CabbitGirl in How to make AC more delicious   
    Because everything is more delicious when you add BACON!
    http://bacolicio.us/http://forum.ancientclan.com
    This works with any site, actually. Just add a http://bacolicio.us/ at the beginning of any url to make it tastier. I.E., http://bacolicio.us/http://www.peta.org .
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    Dubird got a reaction from Sledgstone in Wall-e   
    As7UQtKX00c


    Forgot about that one.
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    Dubird reacted to Myk JL in Complaint about Obama on day 1   
    Only people dumb enough to stand out in a lightning storm should believe in "divine intervention".

    Obama is going to need every single day till the next election to fix GWB's mess.

    Wasting time in a church isn't going to fix the US's problems.
  11. Like
    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in Learn to be Jedi!   
    well, not really, but I want one of these!
    http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-01-06-force-trainer-toy_N.htm
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    Dubird got a reaction from Sledgstone in New cookbook!   
    Full of recipies I'm not sure I want to know about.
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in New cookbook!   
    Full of recipies I'm not sure I want to know about.
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in What porn may look like.   
    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?in_article_id=262125&in_page_id=64&in_a_source=
    (hint, read the capton. )
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    Dubird got a reaction from CabbitGirl in because this is too bizarre not to share...   
    You just got Barak Roll'd!
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    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in because this is too bizarre not to share...   
    You just got Barak Roll'd!
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    Dubird got a reaction from Sledgstone in happy birthdayyyyyy *drumroll*   
    dankies...^^....*hugs*.....
    and no plans....i got nothing....*shrugs*....being broke rather sucks....><.....it's pretty much just another day for me anymore....
    And Vash-tested doughnuts? Are there any left? *peeks inside the box, which is empty except for a few crumbs* Ayup, just what I thought.
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    Dubird got a reaction from gokuDX7 in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
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    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
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    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
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    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
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    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
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    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  19. Like
    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  20. Like
    Dubird got a reaction from Eppy in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  21. Like
    Dubird got a reaction from CabbitGirl in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  22. Like
    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in How to use internet abbreviations.   
    Are you new to the internets? Have you always wanted to try the chat abbreviations that you see floating around? Then this informative video is for you!

    CJWksheoo3k
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    Dubird got a reaction from DeathscytheX in Mom performs successful c-section: on herself!   
    http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself
    One word.
    OWWWWWWWWWWWOWWOWOWOWWW!
    o.@
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    Dubird got a reaction from Pchan in Everyday Normal Guy   
    NSFW for cussing, jsut so ya'll know.

    5PsnxDQvQpw
    and the sequal:

    GmG4X9PGOXs
    *LMAO*
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    Dubird got a reaction from CabbitGirl in Mom performs successful c-section: on herself!   
    http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself
    One word.
    OWWWWWWWWWWWOWWOWOWOWWW!
    o.@
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