Dubird

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  1. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in He's Barak Obama!   
    Punch a robot in the face!

    kVFdAJRVm94
    *snork*
  2. Dubird liked a post in a topic by kobe the best in king   
    mean i need a girl!!!!!
  3. Ladywriter liked a post in a topic by Dubird in One Million Acts of Green   
    http://www.greennexxus.com
    Interesting little site. Lets you make an account and keep track of what you can do to help reduce carbon emmissions. There's a lot I can't do because I live in an apartment, but every little bit helps. Might be good for some suggestions if anyone's looking for some.
  4. Dubird liked a post in a topic in designer shoes   
    Large shoes, fashionable shoes fxior women with large feet.
  5. CabbitGirl liked a post in a topic by Dubird in How to make AC more delicious   
    Because everything is more delicious when you add BACON!
    http://bacolicio.us/http://forum.ancientclan.com
    This works with any site, actually. Just add a http://bacolicio.us/ at the beginning of any url to make it tastier. I.E., http://bacolicio.us/http://www.peta.org .
  6. CabbitGirl liked a post in a topic by Dubird in How to make AC more delicious   
    Because everything is more delicious when you add BACON!
    http://bacolicio.us/http://forum.ancientclan.com
    This works with any site, actually. Just add a http://bacolicio.us/ at the beginning of any url to make it tastier. I.E., http://bacolicio.us/http://www.peta.org .
  7. Sledgstone liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Wall-e   
    As7UQtKX00c


    Forgot about that one.
  8. Dubird liked a post in a topic by Myk JL in Complaint about Obama on day 1   

    Only people dumb enough to stand out in a lightning storm should believe in "divine intervention".

    Obama is going to need every single day till the next election to fix GWB's mess.

    Wasting time in a church isn't going to fix the US's problems.
  9. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Learn to be Jedi!   
    well, not really, but I want one of these!
    http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-01-06-force-trainer-toy_N.htm
  10. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in New cookbook!   
    Full of recipies I'm not sure I want to know about.
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
  11. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in New cookbook!   
    Full of recipies I'm not sure I want to know about.
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
  12. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in What porn may look like.   
    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?in_article_id=262125&in_page_id=64&in_a_source=
    (hint, read the capton. )
  13. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in because this is too bizarre not to share...   

    You just got Barak Roll'd!
  14. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in because this is too bizarre not to share...   

    You just got Barak Roll'd!
  15. Sledgstone liked a post in a topic by Dubird in happy birthdayyyyyy *drumroll*   
    dankies...^^....*hugs*.....
    and no plans....i got nothing....*shrugs*....being broke rather sucks....><.....it's pretty much just another day for me anymore....
    And Vash-tested doughnuts? Are there any left? *peeks inside the box, which is empty except for a few crumbs* Ayup, just what I thought.
  16. CabbitGirl liked a post in a topic by Dubird in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
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    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
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    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  17. CabbitGirl liked a post in a topic by Dubird in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  18. CabbitGirl liked a post in a topic by Dubird in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  19. CabbitGirl liked a post in a topic by Dubird in School: 1967 vs. 2007   
    And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 - Ants die.
    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
  20. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in How to use internet abbreviations.   
    Are you new to the internets? Have you always wanted to try the chat abbreviations that you see floating around? Then this informative video is for you!

    CJWksheoo3k
  21. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Mom performs successful c-section: on herself!   
    http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself
    One word.
    OWWWWWWWWWWWOWWOWOWOWWW!
    o.@
  22. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Everyday Normal Guy   
    NSFW for cussing, jsut so ya'll know.

    5PsnxDQvQpw
    and the sequal:

    GmG4X9PGOXs
    *LMAO*
  23. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Mom performs successful c-section: on herself!   
    http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself
    One word.
    OWWWWWWWWWWWOWWOWOWOWWW!
    o.@
  24. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Mom performs successful c-section: on herself!   
    http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself
    One word.
    OWWWWWWWWWWWOWWOWOWOWWW!
    o.@
  25. Pchan liked a post in a topic by Dubird in Daft Hands   

    Wait about 30 seconds past the little hand jig. Just wow.