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Transformers: Age of Extinction

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I haven't watched a single of of these movies....I've tried but I just can't get into them at all they are jsut so bad.


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Optimus on Grimlock is the sweetest idea ever! This movie however is not. The only crowning achievement was that one part. Sigh, you'd think after how terrible the 2nd and 3rd movies were they would of just given up. Gah, my childhood continues to get raped.


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Anyone notice that no robot spoke a single word in the entire trailer? Well.. Optimus grunted twice as if passing gas around the 8 second mark. Its all about the humans.. and the giant cg battles in the background. -_-; But what happened to Sam Whitwititickiey? I still can't spell his name. I'm surprised the trailer wasn't about him trying to live a normal daily life with his parents when a giant battle breaks out in their backyard.


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As far as I know Shia is done with the movies now. I believe he was only contracted to do the first three thats why Marky Mark is in this one. Plus I'm sure there will be some sort of recap at the beginning of this movie since it's supposed to take place 4 years after that horrible 3rd movie.

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I haven't even seen movies 2 and 3 I couldn't watch the bad acting from whats her face I'm so awesome but I think Steven Spielberg is a chauvinistic ass girl.

they need to shoot these movies like a rabid animal. 

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I wish they'd stop making these movies so they can be rebooted after a year or 2. i hate reboots now, but Transformers definitely needs one.


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Stirke 1 - Making a joke of out Devastator after mislabeling him in the first film.

 

Strike 2 - "Transformers Heaven" and sock dust

 

Strike 3 - Reducing Shockwave into some side show insignifcant villain that accomplished nothing.


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Strike 1 - Shia Labeouf

 

Strike 2 - Shia Labeouf's parents

 

Strike 3 - Thinking people would like Shia Labeouf because of his GF(s)

 

Foul Ball - Thinking Michael Bay was a good choice for directing Transformer Movies

 

And now for a different sport

 

Indiana Jones golf ball got stuck in a sand pit with The Temple Of Doom then much later ended up in a pond thanks to Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

 

That's more accurate....


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Looks as bad as the other movies in the franchise but it's on par with other dumb movies that go on to make tons of money, won't list them so as not to hurt the sentiments of users on here. Mark's in it to cash in on his popularity. It's still going to make a lot of money, regardless. 


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Transformers: Age of Extinction Official Trailer #2

 

 

I have a feeling that this movie will probably be the best Michael Bay can do with Tranformers. Hopefully he'll stop making them after this movie. Aliens are killing all humans.. and its up to Optimus to be resurrected (by Mark Wahlburg), jump onto a dinosaur and then save all of humanity. This trailer reminds me of the Jesus riding a dinosaur meme.



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Again the only cool thing in that entire trailer is Grimlock and Optimus riding him, otherwise it looks mediocore and to be rewriting what happened in the last three movies. If that truck Marky Mark finds is Optimus why in the hell would he need to be resurrected? For christ sakes this movie is only taking place 4 years after Dark of the Moon. Gah, Bay needs to just take his hands off my freaking childhood because all hes doing is ruining it.

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Again the only cool thing in that entire trailer is Grimlock and Optimus riding him, otherwise it looks mediocore and to be rewriting what happened in the last three movies. If that truck Marky Mark finds is Optimus why in the hell would he need to be resurrected? For christ sakes this movie is only taking place 4 years after Dark of the Moon. Gah, Bay needs to just take his hands off my freaking childhood because all hes doing is ruining it.

 

He's doing Evangelion next. La laaa la laaaaaa laa. 


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If he wants to tackle that beast let him, he won't hurting my feelings. Plus Eva is from my early anime years so it's not like that will ruin my childhood (nor is Eva a favorite of mine, was a good show but was way over-hyped for what it was).


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^ now way man. And this movie is as worthless as Bay's other movies in the franchise. 


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