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Myk JL

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  1. I feel indifferent & have questions like...

    1. Is Windows 11 going to be free like Windows 10?
    2. Should I be disappointed I backed Aya Neo months earlier?
    3. Is this why there's talk about Gabe Newell making Steam Machines Pals?
    4. Why does Windows 11 sound like a late April Fool's prank?
    5. If Windows 11 is real will it also have that stupid weather gossip button that was added to Windows 10?

    Here are some links...

    Windows 11 - Wikipedia

    Microsoft Windows Event - Watch the June 24 LIVE stream


  2. 3 hours ago, Sledgstone said:

    I was just looking to find the link to add this to my library because I saw the article a few days ago but didn't do it until just now. I'm glad you mentioned that because I couldn't find the link either. lol. I did find it tho and the game is still free until June 1st. I just added it to my library. Heres the link:

    https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0102-CUSA26271_00-CASROM0053DLC000

     

    Thanks. Aside from adding Capcom Arcade Stadium: Ghosts 'n Goblins into my library I also added Capcom Arcade Stadium which was free as well when I scrolled down.


  3. Pretty much everything you stated is exactly why Deadpool (2016) is my favorite comic book movie, but not the best comic book movie I've seen. I took that movie as a chance to just stick to R Rated movies. Because all I wanted was for Deadpool to look like Deadpool. And to me Deadpool is this Red & Black ninja looking mercenary who belongs in R Rated movies. I could care less if Deadpool is pansexual or was made black just so they could say he's the deranged cousin of Sam Wilson or was Brie Larson just so they could make a Lady Deadpool movie.

    Woke R Rated movies probably still happen. But that's because Hollywood has yet to realize appealing to minorities guaranties a minor crowd. Sure it sucks for the people who want to be represented by major movies & whatnot. But if they knew where to look for entertainment they can identify with online without pushing their identities onto others they might find out its more fun to be a part of a niche crowd instead of a hivemind.


  4. I saw Mortal Kombat (2021) last Sunday. The action was good. The plot was garbage. And the new good character introduced was garbage.

    So basically all of the stuff I can say about Mortal Kombat 11 sans microtransactions.

    Mortal Kombat (2021) just made it more obvious for me that someone like Kano should go the way of Deadpool IF MK's plot wasn't either you're a hero who fights for Earth-Realm or not. And the other realm(s) are basically 3rd World Countries ran by dictators. It has just left all the good characters with a hivemind that they must save Earth-Realm.

    Imagine if Sonya Blade was convinced that she had to fight against Earth-Realm because it was the only way to prevent criminals like Kano from existing. Then you can have Kano fight for Earth-Realm just for the sake of continuing their criminal activity.

    That'll never happen though. Especially since Sonya Blade & Johnny Cage have now had a (dull) child named Cassie Cage.

    Mortal Kombat (2021) plot

    Spoiler

    Scorpion: Remember this foreign film. The plot is going to suck after this.

    Cole Young: I'm going to be an OC of Stryker!

    Jax: I'm here looking for birthmarks that have nothing to do with The Pic Of Destiny. Now leave Cole so I can have an excuse to have robot arms later.

    Sonya: I've got a conspiracy board for plot reasons & a tied-up Kano!

    Kano: This isn't my fetish!

    Cole: Well my fetish is going to be being a Grammar-Nazi for this moment.

    One dead lizard (Reptile, Chameleon, or Khameleon?) later.

    Kano: I know how to find Raiden, but won't unless you say the magic word.

    Sonya: Money.

    Kano: Okay, but remember, I hate Travelocity.

    Travelocity will remember this.

    Later

    Kano: And now we walk there for about a month after jumping out of a plane.

    Liu Kang: Actually, I know how to find Raiden.

    Raiden: I will now be angry at all of you for not training for a tournament no one has ever heard of before. Also, Jax is here.

    Kano: But will you be replaced by Liam Neeson before the end of this movie? (Headcanon / Batman Begins reference)

    Raiden: *Zap!* Fuck you!

    Later

    Jax: I now have robot arms no one will explain.

    Kano: My name is Kano & you will fear my laser face! (Headcanon / RvB reference)

    Cole: Screw you guys! I'm going home! (South Park reference)

    Later

    Kabal: Kano, change sides by destroying a Magical MacGuffin.

    Kano: Say the magic word.

    Kabal: Money.

    Kano: Okay.

    Elsewhere

    Goro: I'm no longer a muppet! I'm The Scorpion King!

    Cole: But you're about to die in a less memorable fight than you had with Johnny Cage.

    Goro: Fuck.

    Cole: And now I'll rejoin the rest of the cast.

    Kung Lao: I tried not to make it a snuff fetish by cutting Nitara in half via her head instead of her crotch!

    Shang Tsung: Yeah, but you should still be canceled for that!

    Later

    Cole: Wow! We could've totally done all our training in a white void! But let's plot how we're going to win instead!

    Later

    Scorpion: This movie should've been about me. But wasn't because I'm more interesting than Liu Kang. So that was never going to happen.

    Ending? I think I forgot how it ended.

    Not after-credits stinger...

    Cole: I'm off to recruit Johnny Cage so Raiden can complain how he didn't train for Mortal Combat!

     

    My movie rankings for 2021 so far

    1. Nobody (2021) - 5/5
    2. Mortal Kombat (2021) - 3/5, Kano - 4/5
    3. Wrath of Man (2021) - 2/5, Jason Statham - 4/5

  5. 20 hours ago, Pchan said:

    Is that why being away from the boards was bad for me because I was one of the very few who bought into this and now ... owns it? I almost cancelled my pre-order on the kickstarter/ indiegogo/ whatever thing but I didn't remember what account I used to sign up for the initial order. Months later, I received the box. I'm telling ya ... this's gonna help bankroll my kid's college tuition in the future. 

    I think the future will be won by Handheld PCs like...

    1. Smach Z (Dead)
    2. Alienware UFO (CES 2020 Concept)
    3. Lavie Mini (CES 2021 Concept)
    4. Aya Neo (I backed it on indie go go...)
    5. OneXPlayer (I didn't back it on indie go go.)

    In the end it will be known that Nintendo's last butterfly effect (Nintendo Switch) somehow killed the console wars.


  6. 22 hours ago, Pchan said:

    Speaking of, didn't the Pentagon recently acknowledge the legitimacy of the UFO video that was shared by the Air Force last year? Fun stuff. 

    This one? (Which happened years ago.)

    (Most interesting thing in this video was the bottom left image at 0:35.)

    Or did you mean Pentagon confirms leaked images and videos of UFOs buzzing over US Navy warships are genuine?

    In any case if Aliens from other planets turned out to be real they'd probably still have more interest in McNeal than the average human.

     


  7. 37 minutes ago, slippers said:

    I didn't tell anyone until some years later. I didn't want people to think I'm crazy lol

    I would've preferred to go through your form of crazy instead of mine back in the early 2000s.

    I never told anyone my own, but at the time everyone thought I was insane anyway.

    There is a reason to why I keep my dirty thoughts to fictional characters.

    I never hear them yell "Stop" in my head.

    That was the 1st & last time I've heard a voice in my head since.


  8. 35 minutes ago, slippers said:

    oh man..such a shame. her beautiful face.. :( just age gracefully ppl. all my celeb favs like uma thurman and courteney cox, now they are hardly recognizable

    This is why I stick to Furry Nightmare Fuel.

    Just look at how well Lucy Lacemaker ages.

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