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Myk JL

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  1. 1st reason for going to prison: Picking up a hot prostitute.

    2nd reason for going to prison: Asking the hot female officer if she wants to join you & the prostitute in a 3 way.

    3rd reason for going to prison: During the trial you ask the hot female judge if she's naked under that black gown.

    Final result: In prison you end up as an @$$ rape victim to a guy named Bubba.


  2. I use to weight lift on the even days of the month for near an hour. I've been demotivated for a while though so someday soon I'll get back to it...

    How ever I do get in some bike riding during the none snowy or rainy days once a weak at least when I got to do my grocery shopping.


  3. But what do you think, turtle without a shell? Raccoon? or... Monster!? O_O
    It's not a turtle with out a shell because the spine would be missing if it was.

    From that angle there's no way it's a raccoon.

    I agree with the idea that it's a rotting dog.

    Funny though that all 3 animals are mention on Faux News but the fans that mention the possibilities ignore "rotting dog" then laugh at the possibility it's a raccoon; skewing the skewed.


  4. The problem with shooting a gun at someone is that you just can't control how fast the bullet is going. More than likely, it's going very fast and will seriously hurt or kill them. But geez, you didn't want that! You just wanted to kind of hurt them a little to teach them a lesson. Don't worry, my violent friend, science is working on a solution for you.
    I feel like I'm in a Spishak commercial!
    The solution will be a gun that controls how fast it fires bullets. Want to blast through a wall? OK, crank it up to full power. Want to just give someone a really bad bruise? OK, turn it down a bunch. Want to scare the crap out of someone by aiming a gun at them and firing a bullet that falls to the ground at their feet? Kind of a jerk move, but that's possible too.
    If I get to choose the speed I want lights & a horn added to the bullet to test Ron White's theory on Deer Hunting. Yeah I want to blast through a wall for the Hell of it... Drive byes become "Cruisin For A Bruisin." Now not only can a gun over compensate, but thanks to the fact the bullet falls to the ground you can prove you're not firing blanks, but your semen may be retarded.

  5. I think he means how it is that chicken legs (dark meat) is cheaper then chicken breast (the white meat). 70% ground beef is cheaper n greasier then 90% and so on.

    Unhealthy/ less healthy processed foods loaded up with sodium, bad carbs, sugar, fat, other preservatives are generally cheaper then fresh cuts of meat. Fruits and vegi prices are high unless yer buying the locally grown stuff. A lot of fruit/veg's are irradiated before packaging so if you can buy the locally grown stuff yer better off.

    I suppose that makes a bit more sense. Still it seems too picky though. I haven't been overweight since my teens. The canned chicken I buy is white meat & I haven't noticed any labeled dark meat. I always check the labels so I know I'm not getting any saturated or trans fats in my regular diet.

  6. That's an acquired taste, I'm burgers, fish and chicken samiches now. At one time it was all tuna and rice, no butter or mayo, Acquired taste. That's still cheap, anything else, for example healthy cuts of meat or poultry are very expensive, the unhealthy cuts are affordable. But damn, that's discipline.
    In the past I've eaten lunch meats with no trans or saturated fats for about $5 a package. Those can last a week after opened. You don't want fat in your meat or poultry just cut it out. No one is forcing you to eat the unhealthy parts. Staying in shape has always been about discipline.

    I don't see the conspiracy unless your referring to how cheap snack cakes are. Because I've seen the obese dig into what looks like a months worth of food.

    ... Also what kind of burger is healthy?


  7. Usually just for myself I get 6 cans of Chicken, Fat Free Cottage Cheese, Prunes, V8, & Whole Wheat (Raisin Sunflower) Bread. It's under $30 for the whole week & keeps me away from saturated & trans fats.

    I get even better results when I exercise. I average right now in the 200-215Lbs, but when I was weight lifting I was always so near to getting under 180Lbs.

    In either case my ribs stick out more than my gut.

    Also food shopping on the 7th day is my main snacking day as most other days I try to stick to my diet.


  8. how's it going?
    *Shakes Magic 8 Ball...*

    ... My outlook looks grims...

    *Shakes again*

    ... Ask again later?

    *Shakes again*

    Yes.

    Closest you're going to from a clear answer from me...


  9. It's better then Law and Order or CSI. I've gotten so sick of their 4 hour block marathons that I've given up on watching TV all togeathor and just search the net or http://www.hulu.com/ (NBC Universal and News Corp's youtube killer for all of their shows and movies) for what I want.
    If there was a complete official Anime version of Hulu I'd cancel my All In One then just get cable Internet back.
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