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    :huh: How far up state are we talking?...

    1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway

    I'm sure I've seen that before.

    2. "Vacation" means going to Syracuse for the weekend

    Too poor... Either went to KOA or Gilbert Lake...

    3. You measure distance in hours

    True.

    4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once

    I've probably known people who have known people...

    5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day

    Sounds like something I'd try to do in the winter if I had AC...

    6. You stay in your house most of the summer because you aren't used to the heat

    At one point probably true...

    7. You drive at 55 mph through 10 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching

    No car... no good comment...

    8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events

    Not social enough to know...

    9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked

    I'll remember this if I can ever afford a house & garage...

    10. One of your neighbors constantly has bonfires

    True & 2 although technically most were them burning garbage...

    11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them

    I'd like to know how she uses them...

    12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the supermarket at any given time

    Dang... I've usually known it to be the one... but 7... thats crazy...

    13. Your idea of a huge party is one with lots of cheap beer and some people you go to school with

    8.

    14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow

    7.

    15. You think sexy lingerie is silk pajamas from wal-mart

    ...

    16. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, cold, construction

    True.

    17. It takes you 2 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town

    This usually happens when I'm taking the bus...

    18. At least 6 people that you see a day have beards and stains on the front of their shirt

    6?... I thought it was normal to see people like that...

    19. Cows are just part of the scenery

    True... Although I haven't seen cows on a daily basis in 4 or more years.

    20. You or someone you know has a car that sounds like a big truck and can barely make it 20 miles yet no one says anything about it.

    I'm sure my mom's ex had nothing but cars like that.

    21. At least fives times in your normal travel day you will pass or be passed by a beat-up, old ass car that has had an attempted pimping out, such as a brand new over sized spoiler on a rust covered trunk, spinning HUBCABS, or everyones favorite, the performance exhaust on a car running on barely three cylinders.

    Maybe once in my life when I was still in High School... Haven't seen anything like that since.

    22. You know that the phrase, "Goin up ta," applies to going north, south, east, or west, up or down in elevation, and pretty much any other way you can travel.

    Wait... it's not supposed to?...

    23. The smell of freshly spread cow manure doesn't bother you.

    Cow manure > Cigarrettes...

    24. Its perfectly normal for your life's aspirations to be working for the county.

    I think I grew out of that...

    25. Getting "dressed up" means tucking your shirt into your jeans and putting on clean work boots.

    Maybe at one point this could have applied to me... maybe.

    26. Halloween costumes are always designed around a snowsuit and winter boots.

    Last time I really did anything Halloween related I was 12... I dressed up as a bank robber... Seemed like the cheap & practical thing to do with out ending up with some crappy costume for my last year of trick or treating.

    27. You appreciate the delicacy known as Croghan Bologna, and serve it at all social gatherings.

    My mom might have...

    28. On the same platter as the Croghan Bologna is a selection of flavored cheese curd, which you also love.

    Not sure on that one...

    29. You know damn well that the verizon guy didn't walk through your town going, "can you her me now" because reception is, at best, limited.

    I generally hate Phones... So I wouldn't know.... Although I had at one point lived next to a cell phone tower & went on the same bus as someone who lived near a different cell phone tower.

    30. Your proud of your redneck-ness and where your from.

    No... I'm generally confused... I was born in Queens, New York, New York & was only there for about 3 years... I just hope my mom didn't think I needed a stereotypical white childhood...

    31. You can name everyone you graduated with.

    I think I'd try to forget everyone I had a GED class with...

    32. You know what 4-H is.

    Sadly to say... nope...

    33. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.

    I think my mom might of dragged me to some as a kid when she was more social.

    34. You used to drag "main."

    Nope... but sounds kind of interesting...

    35. You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.

    I don't remember...

    36. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.

    8.

    37. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.

    I wish... Me & my friends got in to trouble for egging... Dumbest idea ever... It wasn't even Halloween & since we were the only teenage guys in (or near) the trailer park the cops didn't have a hard time guessing who... Although my cracking to anger that my friends might have blamed it all on my might have had some roll in it...

    38. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State

    Don't know.... Never paid attention to school sports.

    39. You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.

    40...

    40. When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country back roads to smoke them.

    Could have gotten into trouble for buying for a friend that couldn't buy them yet... (un)luckily me & my friend got into trouble for "trespassing through someone's driveway"...

    41. You never missed a Homecoming parade.

    I probably missed lots, if not all...

    42. You still go home for Homecoming.

    No...

    43. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.

    ...

    44. You had a senior skip day.

    ... Never heard of it...

    45. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

    Not me...

    46. You can't help but date a friend's ex.

    Nope... I'm sure I was the last of last resorts that no girl had to resort to... meh...

    47. Your car is always filthy from the dirt roads.

    7.

    48. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.

    I think a lot of people are weird...

    49. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.

    A lot of people have had that view of Walton...

    50. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.

    With the way some people have talked in the past I'd believe it...

    51. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."

    I probably would...

    52. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later.

    I don't think so... I don't pay attention to what people in NY, NY are doing.

    53. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.

    7.

    54. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the Dairy Queen.

    Don't know I couldn't get there.

    55. Weekend excitement involves a trip to RiteAid.

    Does Friday count?... I go their on Fridays... & some times Wednesdays... & maybe even the last day of the month...

    56. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.

    I don't pay attention to idiot contests... So I wouldn't know.

    57. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.

    Once or twice.

    58. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.

    Never had that problem since I'm the oldest... Hope my sister didn't either...

    59. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.

    I could think of some maybe if I really thought about it...

    60. The local phone book has only one yellow page.

    Never seen a local phone book... everything is tied together by the counties.

    61. You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the

    cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.

    Never had that happen does sound amazing though...

    62. You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.

    7.

    63. You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.

    Never happened...

    64. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to

    people where you're from.

    Just one surrounding town... Cooperstown.

    65. Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.

    To poor to know...

    66. The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.

    That wouldn't surprise me.

    67. When somebody says "Thats billy fucillo HUGE" you know exactly what they are talking about

    Sadly to say... No...

    68. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to everyone in your address book, which is actually half your town

    Only in someone else's dreams...

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    I cut out on drinking soda for the most part because I find recycling cans & bottles for 5 cent deposits to be too much of a hassle.

    Once a week I may have a can of Hawaiian Punch or Brisk Ice Tea when I'm doing my laundry.

    When going to the movies I have coffee.

    Apple Bee's, I order Raspberry Ice Tea.

    McDonald's & BK I do Milkshakes.

    Subway on Main Street I get myself a bottle of chocolate milk.

    Friendly's, when I'm by myself I don't drink anything as I save room for 12 scoops of ice cream.

    Soda is a last resort for me when being thirsty.

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    I don't know whether to be excited or disappointed with Cloud Computing. Sure it'll reduce, if not eliminate piracy. But I'm just too use to owning my electronic media. In what shape or form do we even own these games if buy them? Or does the whole gaming industry turn into some kind of rental service?

    Other than Onlive I had heard of Otoy where it stated it used Cloud Computing to play a Xbox 360 Game on a handheld device.

    I think PS4 might be my last console... Guessing that the next Xbox uses Cloud Computing... & Nintendo does... well what ever Nintendo does.

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    replaces the claws with candy cains ;p
    There actually was a Wolverine parody on Kids Next Door that just so happened to be a Christmas Elf with Retractable Candy Cane Claws.

    But more to the point Wolverine wasn't created by Stan Lee.

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    i think superman wouldn't work in any other universe.

    Why would Marvel chars go to Dark Horse?

    I think Superman could easily fit it with plenty of other characters if Lobo somehow fits into the DC Universe.

    Stan Lee Published his "Who Wants To Be A Superhero" comic through Dark Horse so I guessed he no longer worked for Marvel.

    Does Stan Lee have his own copyright reversal claim like the superman creators have? O_O That would screw over marvel something huge if they no longer had Stan Lee's characters.
    If I were Stan Lee I would...
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