Dubird 6,815 Report post Posted October 22, 2009 Introducing one with interior leather seats made from the skin of whale penises. Yes, you read that right. >< Source If four-wheel-drives weren’t politically incorrect enough, a Russian car maker is offering one with whale penis leather trim. By RICHARD BLACKBURN. A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”. The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky. On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O. Onassis is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather. The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV. The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating. The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive. The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year. Dartz’s armoured vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting out between 300kW and 400kW and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to the website. For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres. Quote Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted October 22, 2009 what a wonderful excuse to kill more whales I'm seein a star trek future on the horizon Quote Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dubird 6,815 Report post Posted October 23, 2009 aside from the asshole aspect, i just can't see what the appeal would be in driving around sitting on parts from a whale penis....i just don't get it....>< Quote Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted October 23, 2009 eww... But that is a pimping ride. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted October 23, 2009 aside from the asshole aspect, i just can't see what the appeal would be in driving around sitting on parts from a whale penis....i just don't get it....>< penis envy Quote Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted October 23, 2009 what.... the..... guh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duo 380 Report post Posted October 24, 2009 Behold my interior is a giant..dork? Quote everyday I wake to a better dream and every night I don't want to sleep for I don't want to leave that day dream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
