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Posts posted by Flying_Monkey
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Naraku is coolest. Powerful, evil, and just plain cool
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I have my own private plotonium mine.
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Behold the power of my fucking nuke damn-it!
Eat that.
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wait who am I fighting?
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My Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call
mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to
the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like
a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But
she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You
don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He
replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room
in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, Same here!
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A
cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 40 I clock in
the morning. I said, I'm looking for SeX. -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day
when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me,
"What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get
yourself a dog.
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Pain is only weakness leaving the body!
I think it would have eventually made him stronger
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I'd fight him
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Omgosh I know...it was soo sad.I was accually hopeing for some one to die. It would have made things way more interesting.
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Dragon of the darkness flame is over rated after all Bui deflected it in the dark turnament.
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I was thinking some one was going to die.
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hiei would have no trouble layin the beat down on krillin
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I still wish didn't miss the beginig of it all. shoot I've only seen like 2 episodes!
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Haven't been able to watch much of it but from what I've seen it fucking rocks
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Damn that Jay and Silent Bob thing is so funny. I'm still laughing.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
can't breath too much laughing.
so funny
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Naruto and Bebop are both good.
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88 started it
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Screw yourself damn-it!
hehe.
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DBZ AND GT sucks ass!
I wonder who will say something first.
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Alice 19th, I hate it!
Ragnarok is starting to piss me of cause it just stoped on the 10th vol. and it is not even close to being done with the story!
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I have to agree about DBZ, flood.
I liked Ninja Scroll and Inuyasha though.
eva?
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Inuyasha rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate Tenchi too.
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I'm still trying to make any scence out of all that madness. I so confused!
Dance Dance Revolutions
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What the hell is so cool about DDR I want to know?
I think the game is a damned waste.