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Dubird

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  1. I have no problem with spanking a child, as long as you're not spanking them so hard you leave bruises or slapping them across the face or something. And of course, now people are going to be even more convinced that spanking a child is actual abuse because of people like this.

    You know, I saw something on A&E about a similar case. I think it was in New York or someplace near there. It's really eerie how alike it is. O.o


  2. HK: some cats love kids, some don't....just like some dogs love kids and some don't....a lot depends on how well they were socialized when they were babies.....

    Anyhoo, she's settling in. She wants CUDDLE TIME, by which she wants my lap to nuzzle my nose! *squee!* And she still doesn't like me walking around her or picking her up. She'll get up in my lap when she wants to be petted, which is a lot, actually. XD But she doesn't like me picking her up for some odd reason. Ah well. She had bronchitis, which seems to be clearing up, but she still sneezes a lot. I'm beginning to suspect allergies, which is bizzare. I'm not allergic to her, but she's allergic to me? *LOL* But anyways, I'm happy now. ^_^

    Oo! Oo! Video! Yes, I'm a dork! Who loves the exclimation point! XD!

    http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/dubird/?action=view&current=S7300082.flv


  3. Ok, the 'redneck' thing is mostly a joke. Originally, it applied to hicks that live in the south out in the country. Actually, watch the movie Deliverence. Those are rednecks. Jeff Foxworthy is southern, so that's one of the reasons he does those jokes. He defines being a redneck as a 'glorious absence of sophestication', which is true in a lot of ways. XD Rednecks are not just southern, you'll find rednecks everywhere.

    As for the 'skin color' thing, why does it matter? Seriously. I've never understood that.


  4. Wrote the 'shit' is the correct phrase there. -_- If they want more money, write good shit instead of bad shit!! The maybe we can get actual movies in the theatre that are worth paying to go see. -_-

    I mean, I can see their point. All these companies are making a shit-load of money from DVD and Internet sales, and the people responsible for, I dunno, WRITING that stuff should have a cut. But I'd be a lot more sympathetic if TV and movies have been worth watching overall the past several years.


  5. X'D good luck with that

    Yeah, my thoughts exactly. *LOL* You may try to know everything about everything they're doing and everyone they see, but it gets harder each year, and by the time they're teenagers, well, the only way to control everything they do is by homeschooling them and never letting them leave the house without you right there with them. Good luck! XD


  6. Ok, first of all, birth control pills aren't JUST for birth control. I was on them in high school because I have MASSIVE cramps every month, and that was one of the solutions for it. They stopped working for that after a couple years, and with the massive mood swings the BC pills were causing, it was just more trouble than it was helping.

    But 'underage' sex is not a new thing, no matter what papers are being produced and what you see on TV. Hell, back in the middle ages, a person was probally married and had at least one kid by age 15 or so, so it's not like this is a new issue. It's a bigger issue now because kids now are taking longer to mature mentally, but not phsycially. You can preach about abstinance and saving yourself for marriage and the dangers of having random sex with people, but you can't control what your teenager will do. The best you can do is give them information and protection so that if they decide to go out and have sex, at least they won't get sick or pregnant from it. Because, let's face it. If a teenager wants to have sex bad enough, they'll find a way to do it. I personally don't have a moral stigma against it except for those that use sex as the only way to gauge their self-worth. That's not to say I'd want my daughter OR SON to go out and have sex, but I would also want them to know that protection from disese or pregnancy is KEY.

    And yes, you have to buy birth control in America, Kite. It's not covered by insurance, either, not even for non-contricptive uses. *grrrrrr* Which is one reason I'm not still on it.


  7. That right there is a whoooole other debate with me! ^_^;;

    But I really don't think that's the main reason. Yaoi fangirls will throw any boys together if they think they're cute, regardless of the character themselves. That's not limited to GW, I've seen it in so many other areas, and not just anime. *stabs eyes when she thinks about the Harry Potter yaoi*


  8. i can't see it....i don't like Shatner and i'm not a fan of Kirk, but i can't see anyone else playing him....and i definatly can't see anyone else replacing the original actors in their roles, either...

    not to mention they'll TOTALLY fuck up the storyline that's been established in countless books and the original series.....-_-.....


  9. they can have some of our water....><.....for the first time since i can remember, the Dallas area hasn't been under some kind of water ban this summer....

    and if they start penlizing people for wasting water, start with the business that water their lawns all the time and half the water runs down the street....-_-....even last summer in the middle of a strict watering ban, all the business were watering their lawns almost every night....if they were forced to stop watering their lawns when residents would, it would save a TON of water.....


  10. Welp, I finally got a chance to go by the SPCA and adopt a kitty! I've named her Amisi, and she's about a year and a half old. She's still kinda skittish, espically when I'm walking for some reason, but she's starting to explore the house and she'll come up to me for petting. She's a really sweet cat, but she's wiggly. I had a horrible time getting pictures because she's always moving. XD Anyhoo, here she is!

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  11. This is an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph...

    Dear Mr. Thatcher,

    I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

    Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my 'time of the month' is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

    As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

    The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

    Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it?

    FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

    For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

    Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

    Best,

    Wendi Aarons

    Austin , TX

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