Dubird

found an avatar i thought you might find amusing....

i can't resist, once i discover how to customize something, i have to do it! i need help!

Saw this one and for some reason, it reminded me of you.

http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2009-01-23

that's actually not a new one, we've known about it for years....that was the fault that in the 1800s unleased an earthquake so powerful it rang church bells in Boston....although i don't know who's bright idea it was to put a frickin' gas line near it....><...

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A maid went to her employer asking for a raise. The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a raise?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want a raise. The first is that I iron better than you."

Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Lady of the house (very upset now) "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE!

From overheardintheoffice.com:

Contractor: Ma'am, just so you know for the next time we're called in, caulking is not spelled C-O-C-K-I-N-G. It's C-A-U-L-K-I-N-G.

Red-faced manager: Oh!

Retirement home

Oakville, Ontario

Canadia

*giggles*

*pokies* *licks a marshmellow and sticks it to your forehead*

*pulls out her spare pair of glasses, then beats GG with a wet noodle until he returns her first pair*