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Old Church Lady..HAHAHA!!!

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Today's Sermon was --- Forgive Your Enemies.

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of

you have Forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this

time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing

to Forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling

sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us

all how a Person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the

world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced

the Congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

I want that old lady as my grandma!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Grandmas, you gotta love 'em. :)


Understand this lad, fate is a fickle lady. Work with the hand you're dealt and you may just be able to run your flag up the pole. Don't, and well, you may just find your mast cut down.

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