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What's this series about, just in a nutshell

Update - I'm getting to love Kimimaru from Naruto somehow it's just his cool persona I guess.

I'm kinda surprised though that nobody mentioned Sarutobi or Ino heh.

Great episode that, Mibu_Kyoshiro

For guys who're on pot ...

Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?

A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

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A horse and a chicken are walking around in a barn yard. The horse slips and falls into a deep puddle. He tells the chicken, "Go get the farmers' Mercedes and a long rope, tie one end of the rope to the car, and the other end to me, and pull me out of here." So the chicken does so and pulls the horse out of the puddle.

Weeks later they are walking around the barn yard again, and this time the chicken falls into the puddle. He quickly tells the horse, "Quick, get the car (Mercedes) again!" The horse says, "I have a better idea" The horse then stands over the puddle and says "Grab onto my penis and pull yourself out." The chicken follows the horses instructions and gets out of the hole.

Morale of the story: "If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks."

Ahh the qualifying matches were really emotional. Sakura vs Ino was like that too you know. But, that's why I like the Naruto vs Neji fight in the Chuuinin Exam because it was the only emotional fight, unlike Gaara's or Shikamaru's

Mid April ?! That's really far away from now .... But, do plants die off because of the snow ? I'm figuring they could and most probably would because of the lack of sunlight. But then again, there're plants who can handle the summers and those that can handle winters, like a Christmas Tree

Ok here're two more, but I dunno if they're offensive or not. So I apologize if they are

A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over in his town has been at it.

Finally he decides to adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her.

After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly.

"Why the jelly?" she asks him.

"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking," he replies.

"Well, why don't you just spit on your wee-wee like the monks did?"

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A Priest had been in confessions all day without a break. He really had to take a dump, and his blatter was about to burst because he hadn't been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he hated to leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then sped off in the direction of the bathroom.

The janitor was a little bewildered but he went into the cubicle and sat down. A woman came knelt in front of his window and said, "Father I have sinned. I cheated on my husband."

The janitor scanned in the book until he found "adultery". He told the woman to say 50 "Hail Mary's" and wash in holy water.

Next came a man who told the janitor, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I had oral sex with another man."

The janitor looked and looked but he couldn't find a penance listed for oral sex. He leans out of the cubicle and whispered to an altar boy: "Hey, boy, what does the priest give for oral sex?"

With a smile, the boy replied, "Five dollars and a candy bar!"

Otakon's a convention for all sorts of anime ? So what does happen once you get there ? Are there special screenings of anime, sales of dvd's/ soundtracks and all that sort ? I've seen a couple of people on websites dress like their favorite anime characters too. Are you guys gonna be doing that Sledge ?

*bump*

Does anyone know/could tell me, if the series gets over with just 27 episodes ?

That Voodoo Dick one, I saw it last year as a Flash Joke. And it's even funnier because Voodoo DIck has a voice too and he sounds like "God".

For me too Dragonfly

That was the best match in the Chuuinin Tournament, Vincent

To go for the nearest convention, I'd have to literally fly to another country heh. But, conventions are good and I've heard very little of them. I'm guessing it's more like a sale or something ? Wolf's Rain had a good theme ... soundtracks I'm looking for are Inu Yasha, Samurai X, e'X-D, Naruto, Cyberooq, Get Backers, Silent Mobius ... I could go on with a huge list heh.

But that's an awesome deal you got there Hell_Cat

Kimimaro is cool too, like Itachi, like Zabuza was and like Orochimaru is

Temari is cute, yet strong. But I only think sometimes she under-estimates her opponents and this may lead her to go easy on them initially.

Very funny jokes you guys .... here's one though

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father".

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well hung, Male Stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."

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There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.

"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.

"I was on top ", was the reply.

"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter ?" asked the doc.

"Am I going to have puppies ? ..."

And this was your 3,500th post Caine !

I really thought Rin would be the one for him, annnnyyywwaaayyy

That's the first time I've heard of a "Wallscroll" and actually seen one , that's a pretty good website, a little pricey but I could afford it when I start working for sure

But I'm glad there's a good collection of soundtracks on the site, I may have to give up buying my metal cd's for a while *tears*

I told me pal to go to HMV, Best Buy, Sunrise, and Future Shop (from what Hydra posted) and I'm waiting for his response.

I've mentioned Naruto on here though , good to see a few other fans too !

I've been downloading this series for quite some time now and well, I have to wait for a new episode to be available these days. I think I'm waiting for Ep 120 ...

The music theme's are really good, and I too watch the series with subtitles to it.

Favorite characters would be (in no particular order) ....

Orochimaru

Jiraiya

Itachi

The 4th Hokage

Kakashi

Naruto

Sasuke

Sakura

Neji (for some reason he's exciting to watch)

Zabuza (James, good call , he was a smart villain)

What episode are you on, Zephyr ? I'm guessing somewhere in the late 60's.

I know asked Akira13 but I live really close to Mississaga so some stores would be HMV, Best Buy, Sunrise, and Future Shop. But mostly HMV same of then have quite good selection

Cool !! I'll email this as well .... thanks man

Those're cool website Sledge, but a little confusing when it comes to titles and other stuff because I'm not too anime savvy with the basic terms. But, I loved ANIMEniacs for the reason that they've got soundtracks ! I'm sick of downloading half-assed ones ....

All that's available for download is 27 episodes, which means I have the last 7 left to watch. The development of the characters, story-line, falls into place very well and that's another thing I like *chhiiiii*

Cool, I hit my pal with an email ... dunno how much all this would cost me though

On a side-note, where do you guys buy your anime from ? And how's the selection over there ? Maybe I could order from there too next time around, online that is.

I could order online as well Lady, but would it cost a lot ?

I have Paypal and the other worry would be Shipping Costs and/or whether they could ship it safely to India.

I remember a website Sledge had posted this once, which had box-sets for some anime. If there's a website where those listed movies are available and/or series too, post away