gokuDX7

Canon Hybrid Laser Copier Girl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdf98-164B8
Crazy drink ad with Arnold in it

Post any others that guys have found that you consider funny.

You can normally take them over again if you fail, as long as you're willing to pay more for the class. But I'd suggest asking your teacher about a math tutor. Most colleges have students offering free or cheap tutoring for specific subjects. This way you can do a one on one with someone your age that knows the subject and may know a better way of teaching it to you. Every college is different though, you may have to pay a small fee for the tutor. In My college, I helped some people learn xhtml and got paid $8 per student. Which wasn't allot but it was nice since I didn't have a lot to do in my free time.

And people wonder why our schools are failing the kids. ><
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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
1967 - Ants die.
2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

http://www.curse.com/articles/details/6559/
Looks like fun! I cant wait till its released in the US. The
Tenkaichi Budoukai and marriage system system also looks interesting too.

I don't think it will be nearly as many as when Naruto was chasing the clay bastard on his bird. That was just horrible. I think, when the anime catches up, the fight between the two will be at a faster pace then it is now. I think they could easily squeeze in 3 sasuke vs Itachi chapters into one episode lol. Assuming they don't do one episode full of just the two looking at each other doing nothing for 20 mins like the current Naruto vs Orocho fight that just happened a few weeks ago.
Ep 1:
Sasuke: omg i r kill you finally brother!@
Itachi: I don't think so noob
*long 2 min pause to look pretty*
Itachi: haha noob Its a trap! i r trappeded you with my eyes.
Sasuke: oh noez........just kidding! I trappeded you with my eyes now too!
*both eye fuck eachother for 1 min*
*long 5 to 6 min talking between the two that basically summarizes everything they've been saying since the beginning of the fight*
Ep 2:
Zetsu: hoho look at these two noobs *talks to him self for 3 mins*
Sasuke: I r killing you now brother!
Itachi: orely? I think not because I make copy's of my self for no apparent reason other then to piss you off.
Sasuke: damn you noob cakes!
*random talking between the two for 3 to 4 mins*
*random talking between Zetsu and his self for 4 to 5 mins*
*physical battle starts between Sasuke and Itachi*
*flames get blown all over the place*
and there you have it. Two episodes of what seems to be an eternity of chapters. hahaha. Although you may be right, it could be dragged on .

Two Gundams dancing to techno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXgZuZBSRM
Wing Zero Custom doing Y-M-C-A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDXqPxar90
Mechageo's Brake Dancing Gundam

Zaku Brake Dancing

Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi ED 3D Gundam Version Special

Lucky Star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBG8IkFTQto
ROFL

Musical Chairs ( I think)
Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mp81R0v5bc
Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WaBby6evXM
Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR1liqA8UuU
HAHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJa4k4jw3Q4

http://pepper.idge.net/japanese/
Looking to learn or major in the Japaneses language? Well read this comedic summary of why you should reconsider it (its a joke so don't take it serious).

DX, you forget that all these console makers don't like the idea of open source or giving their users the ability to use their system the way they want to. Have you ever tried to mod your PS3/xbox360/Wii or add any hardware in it? It's no easy task. You can't simply add a faster DVD/Blue-Ray drive or a new Hard Drive in either. Which is gay for Wii people that fill up it's non-expandable memory with roms or Xbox360 people that see their systems overheat because the heat sink is shit or their DVD drive is overworking its self. These company's pride them selves on making money, so you wont ever see a console being as open as a PC. So as much as you want to claim consoles will offer everything a PC has and more, the simple fact is, they wont. Company's will still continue to make games for both PC and for console since they know they will make more money that way. Theres no reason why they wouldn't.
..and I still don't agree with how you use Obsolete. The PC game market is not outdated.
Dubird pointed out allot more reasons too. So I'm pretty sure you're in your own little dream world DX lol.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7184521.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7178168.stm
... and just yesterday the pre-poll stats indicated Obama was in the lead.

http://www.theanimenetwork.com/
Looks like The Anime Network is offering their AOD service right on their website now. I haven't watched any eps yet, but the interface looks good.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7156701.stm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/
Wow this is totally going to kill the prostitute market if made right .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7150627.stm

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2007/12/return-to-earth.html
I wonder if we will find any life on it? I can just see them finding the flying monsters from Pitch black on it lol.

I gotta say this is one of, if not thee best Zombie movie I've seen all year... or ever. It's even better than 30 Days of Night (Although they were Vampires). These Zombies I'd say are almost similar to the ones in the RE4 Game. The major difference being IAL's Zombies only have the instinct to hunt & nothing else.

Point system (1 = poor, 2 = avarage, 3 = super)
Naruto:
1) Character Design - is kiddish and hard to take serious for a "ninja" type anime. (+ 1)
2) Battles - Naruto has two or three epic battles that will stick with you throughout both series. (+3)
3) Story - is interesting but chuck full of fillers. fillers are bad! (+2)
4) Music - is kiddish but very catchy and fun to sing. (+2)
5) Love connections and Romance - are there but no two characters have really established an "openly love love" relationship yet (+1)
6) Character Development - is fast, friendships are formed, people become stronger and more interesting. (+3)
7) Interest - Interesting but not really something you would get attached too. At least not until the real fighting starts. (+2)
Total Points: 14
Shippuuden:
1) Character Design - is much better and more mature. (+ 2)
2) Battles - Shippuuden really doesn't have any "epic battles" more like small skirmishes that span across several episodes making you wonder if they will ever end or how they can even continue 6+ eps of Naruto chasing after a guy on a clay bird. (+1)
3) Story - has only a few fillers, but the story is continuously boring at times. Battles and issues now span over several episodes with sucks. (+2)
4) Music - is still somewhat kiddish but has adapted to a more adult tone that seems more appropriate for the new season. (+3)
5) Love connections and Romance - Relationships are virtually gone (with the exception of the two teachers that had a secret thing going on). We no longer see any love comedy or progress being made between Naruto and Sakura nor Hinata and Naruto. (+1)
6) Character Development - is somewhat slowed down, after the time skip we see a huge change in characters but after that nothing really changes. We no longer see development in main characters characters. We only see progression in "attacks", enemy's, and newer characters. (+2)
7) Interest - After watching the first series your interest level should be very high. Continuing the show will make your intrest even higher when finding out answers to questions that have been bugging us since the first episode. (+3)
Total Points: 14
So in my opinion its about a tie.

My company and my personal site all run off apache. I don't do outside jobs at this time. I just don't have the time for outside work, with my family and my personal site. Check out my new code threads and tell me what you think.

www.myanimelist.net
As much as I don't like advertising sites that are not made by me, I have to admit this site is actually useful and easy to use.
It's a facebook/myspace copy for anime and manga fans. Basically you register an account, add all the anime and manga you watch or are watching and meet new people wile keeping track of what your watching and showing them your list. It also shows allot of statistics for the people that want to see what the top anime movie, show, ova..etc is for the community. They also sport "groups", almost like clubs. I was thinking Ancient Clan could start one on there to gather more fans .
Anyway I figured id post it since its actually useful. If you join add me as a friend.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/DeathfireD
also heres my anime list
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/DeathfireD

IRC is the best place to look just search the #lurk bots on irc highway...i know GodGrave found a torrent for like up to vol 13 or something but im to lazy to dig around for it...you can get up to teh most current scanlation on the lurk bots(ch 73)
i honestly dont think they will end the series at 26 eps either...cause its gets REALLY good...


EDIT: sent you the lurk website via PM enjoy (if you dont know of them already)

SHINING FINGER!!!
X'D I couldn't resist.

I liked it allot all the way up to the part where I realized I locked my keys in my jeep .
PS. did anyone else notice the graves at the end? The first shot where they show the 2 graves and the funeral going on behind them, the graves are normal. At the end of the funeral they show the same shot but this time as people are leaving theres something sliding down the right grave stone. I'm assuming it was either a mess up in the shot and it was just water dripping down or it could have possibly been left over venom fallowing Peter. If anyone goes to see the movie again watch for it and post back what it is.

I was trying it out today. It's actually really really nice for small or even large groups of people.
To get started all you have to do is download, install it, type in a username you wish to be known by. After that click on the "add friends to my network" button on the top. Click on the "invite a friend" button and it will open your default e-mail. In the e-mail you will see info on how to install and what your "network code" is (the code looks like a hash value. For example h223poasdpo7). When your friend receives the e-mail all they have to do is install the client, click on add friend to network, click on "I have a code I received from my friend", then type it in and you should see your friend on your list and they should see you.
After adding some friends it works great. I had about 8 people in my network and we where chatting and sending files. The only draw back is sometimes new people wont be able to see your friends even after they click on add new friends to network>"I want to connect to friends of my friends". It's a small bug and has been posted on the programs forums. It looks like it should be fixed in the newer version coming out soon. I found that if people disconnected and connected again they could see everyone.
Another draw back to the program (but can be fixed) is the way it allows everything to be decentralized. Basically when new people join their name, IP, and some other info is saved to a settings.xml file. Now most people's ips change when they loose power or even on a regular basis. So when that happens they are removed from your network and you have to resend them another invite code.
THERE is a fix though. If you register a free http://www.dyndns.com/ account and regularly update it with your current IP (use their client for that http://www.dyndns.com/support/clients/).You can replace your friend's IP with the new DNS name. So for example my ip is 87.67.56.45 (not my real ip) and my dns is gokudx.ath.cx. People can replace the ip with that DNS and it all works out fine. So if my ip ever changes no one has to send me another invite again. I just open the dyndns client click update dns address (it sends my latest IP to the site) and open up the Alliance client. The creator of the program is working on a way to allow people to use DNS easily.
Other then that the program is rock solid. Programmed in java so it works on every OS. The hard part is getting people to use it now.