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That or two chicks at the same time (big points to those who get the reference)

You don't need a million bucks for that man, all you need is a 40 of jack and a house to yourself.

I'd bank it for university and later life, and set myself a budget as to how much I can spend monthly/yearly

Edit: Oh and I got the reference... Office Space ftw!

*chains him up and throws him back in the closet* I thought I told you to stay in there (j/k)

Welcome back Kuwa

Yeah but much to his parents' distress, he keeps coming out...

Happy St. Patrick's Day to ya AC.

I'll guzzle some Baileys and Malibu fer ya, Strider~kun ^ ^.

Keep in mind that if you're drinking for two you have to drink twice as much

It's never a happy St. Patties Day when you can't afford to drink.

I feel your pain, I'm drinking vodka (which I hate) because it's the only thing I have in my house and I lack sufficient funds to buy anything.

Men, don't have to worry about the cancer causing strands since they don't have a cervix

Yeah and women don't have to worry about testicular cancer because they don't have testicles, excepting of course the small population of women who do...

Saying that the people who make penis enlargement pills are responsible for the spread of STD's (or cervical cancer) because it enables people to have more sex is like saying the people who create guns are responsible for murder because it makes it easier.

This joke was definitely told here a couple years ago, although I can't remember when or who told it, so it may very well have been you Either way it's a good one!

There was no such thing as a "Bacon Stretcher"

You know, I thought that might have been the case but wasn't sure until you confirmed it for me...

Haha I liked the one that Bill Engvall told about the trucker who got his truck caught in an overpass, and a highway patrol officer showed up and said "You get your truck stuck?"

"Nope, I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas."

Or Merry St. Patties Day, or whatever it is you wanna say!

Celebrate this day, the day of the Irish with their national beverage... ALCOHOL!

huh? There's writing there... It's all white though, so if your background is white you might not see it.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

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That's so ridiculously unbelievable... Maybe things are different in the states but that's not how things happen up in Canada.

i am kind of affanded that u would think such a statment was funny!

Why? It's not like he was attacking your late husband, nor was he saying that those who die of cancer deserve to. It was a joke, you know... Those things that aren't serious?

People are going to try and sell what other people are willing to buy. If nobody bought those penis enhancing products, nobody would sell them. The people selling are just fulfilling a demand, and (in my opinion at least) aren't to blame. They gotta eat too, and if selling larger dicks is how they do it well... More power to them. The money could be spent on better things yes, but obviously someone thinks they're important.

I'm not 100% sure he logs on here anymore...

When lol makes it into the dictionary, I'm blowing up the Webster's building.

The cold gets old pretty quick though. We don't have a lot of snow, it's mostly ice. My part of Canada is like that though >.< Not much snow for most of the season just ice ice ice.

morning musume only consists of japanese girls.

I'd like to point out that if a program like that existed for only white girls, it would be the subject of much outcry among the people.

I think there are places you can go where you can make your own CD of you singing, but I'm not 100% sure.

Thanksgiving was a month ago in Canuck-land

We all know it, I can feel it looming over me. It's still a month away, but it sits... Waiting, always waiting.

So anyways, what do you want to get/what are you getting for the people worth shopping for in your lives?

I have no clue at all what to get my mom, every year I've somehow pulled something miraculous out of my ass (Last year I found 250 baby pictures at my dad's house a couple days before Christmas.), but as of today I'm stumped.

hahaha I've never seen that one before.

They're all good, although the internet needs more Frodo and Sam versions of those.

Rofl, I spent the evening with my girlfriend lying on the grass at her school, and then on the way home someone tried to mug me >.> What a fucking asshole, who does that sorta thing on Halloween? I mean comon.

When Kelene went to Planned Parenthood, they didn't offer counseling or ask probing questions to ask her why she wanted birth control pills, they just gave them. In this case she was of adult age, but I hear they do the same for children. Okay, I'm going to stop this rant before I get in trouble.

So privacy doesn't exist in your perfect world? I'm sorry for sounding rude but someone who buys birth control pills ain't buying them for the taste. My dad said once that kids are gonna have sex anyways, so they might as well be protected from the bad things that can come of it.

I agree that a lot of the sex that goes in among teenagers these days is stupid, so they might as well be smart about it...

Watch me be wrong and all the liquor stores are actually closed on Tuesday.. how many people have to buy a bottle of whiskey on a Tuesday anyway.. *suspiciously eyeballs eppy*

I'm going to the liquor store tomorrow!

Here you buy beer at a place called The Beer Store, funnily enough. Liquor is sold through the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario), and you can buy wine in most grocery stores. They have like a store dedicated to wine in the back or front.

I haven't had a cigarette in two weeks, which is an accomplishment (even though you non-smokers might say different ).

My biggest issue with the anti-smoking videos is that it just reiterates what we already know as though it was new and exciting research. I for one knew it wasn't good for me when I started, and with all the propaganda going around these days I find it hard to believe a lot of the other smokers didn't know as well.

Wizard's Chess, anyone?

That's a very good point that I never really thought about. See, now that you say that it sounds like it'd be worth doing if I thought that I'd have the time to do it