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Ladywriter

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Ladywriter last won the day on October 13 2014

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About Ladywriter

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    Harbinger of Death

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  • Biography
    We are the pirates who don't do anything,we just stay at home, and lie around.
  • Location
    The Grand Line
  • Interests
    keeping my feet warm
  • Occupation
    Vespa Woman
  • Favorite Anime
    One Piece
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    FFX
  • Favorite Book
    The WasteLands
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    The Walking Dead
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    Saving Humanity
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    Dawkins, Hitchens

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  1. A maid went to her employer asking for a raise. The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a raise?"

    Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want a raise. The first is that I iron better than you."

    Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"

    Maria: "The Master said so."

    Lady of the house: "Oh."

    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

    Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

    Maria: "The Master did."

    Lady of the house: "Oh."

    Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

    Lady of the house (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

    Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

    SHE GOT THE RAISE!

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