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This isn’t a slippery slope, it’s a greased cliff with a vicious downdraft and parachute made out of fucking elephants.New favorite saying.
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I suffer from CRS (can't remember shit)I have the same affliction!
I started watching Sailor Moon DBZ and Gundam W when toonami was cool 10 years ago
I have a VHS tape from back then when Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz played on Toonami.
Dragonball Z was the first anime I got into, Was in 10th grade and a classmate introduced me to it.
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So my wife sent me this while I was at work, after reading it I realized that it described most of my family perfectly. So i'm going to post it here for your reading enjoyment. It's by a Massachusetts voter who wrote it in 2004.
I'm putting it in spoiler tags A: it's a little long, B: good bit of cursing.
November 3, 2004Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
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BSG is the next series im starting this weekend, just finished Dollhouse
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24-year-old Gavin Stanger was sent to jail. He decided there were some items he absolutely couldn't live without, so naturally, he brought them along. His chosen method for transporting his belonging? His anus. Now, we've all heard of this before, but there are two rather shocking things about Stanger's attempt to smuggle contraband. First would be the astonishing amount of goods he had crammed up there: a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana. Stanger made it through his initial pat down and later a strip search without being caught. He wasn't busted until after his searches, when he was left isolated in a holding cell for 90 minutes. A jailer walked in and noticed a plastic bag and duct tape floating in the toilet. The second shocking part would be the length of his prison sentence; 3 days for a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct. Couldn't you have just brought a book?Some people make you realize that they contain much more fail than others. Literally.
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Thanks! I just realized I've been a member of this forum for almost 10 years.
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Haven't used Onemanga in awhile. Mangatoshokan loads better and usually has better versions.
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Thanks
Still kinda put off that everyone at work thought I was the oldest one there, turns out I'm the youngest.
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Current episodes of bleach are just past the Lust set, where Ichigo curbstomps Ulquiorra.
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I Got Arrested for Spilling Oil on Myself Today in Protest of BPcodepink
They should arrest the top people at BP for spilling. If its good enough for a citizen, and now Corporations have free speech rights, then Corporations should now be able to be arrested.
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I rather Subs, occasionally I'll watch well done dubs, but those are usually rare >.>
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I'd go with that.
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They seem to conveniently forget that there were Muslim-Americans that died as well.
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I freak out when people I don't know talk to me. In an ecstatic may-I-hump-your-leg way though cos somebody talked to me!Thank you much for that vivid mental image.
I'd personally be glad someone cared. Up here in ND people usually don't.
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I REALLY wish Obama would fucking grow a pair and man up. Israel has been acting like a bully over in the middle east for some time. People need to wake up and get their head out of their ass, Israel needs someone to give them a pretty severe dressing down, and leave the threat over their heads of the US not backing them up on things anymore as a consequence to their actions.
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I swear to godd if they write and animate this in the same fashion as those mentioned recent cartoons, I will fucking die. It had better be dark and it better be "Thundercats", not "Thundercats: The brave and pseudo-anime"I agree. This used to be my favorite, would hate someone to come along and fuck it up.
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It's on my favorite list for onemorelevel.com
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I cried when Aeris died on FF7. That count?
Never gotten any kind of high from gaming o.0.
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I live in Alabama and it's pretty bad down here with illegals lol. My girlfriend works in a factory that will carry alot of them for sometime and then fire them when they are pressured to do so. A few times the same guy is fired and then shortly rehired under another social using a different name lol.What's bad is alot of them openly joke about how they have fake/stolen social security paying no taxes and how they take advantage of programs like welfare, food stamps, medicaid..etc.
Except they cant get into Welfare/Food Stamps/Medicaid w/o valid info. They do pretty thorough checks into those kinds of things. As for taxes, they pay payroll taxes just like you and I, however they cant file returns, so where you or I may get something back from the IRS, they get nothing.
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That looks really good.
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You stop the war on drugs and Legalize Marijuana, you take away a potential source of revenue from the drug dealers etc who are causing the problems in Mexico, they lose money = they lose power. It's also a win for the government in the sense they can tax it and regulate it.
Now as for immigration. The AZ law is retarded. The Republicans are all for following the constitution until it doesn't benefit them anymore, then they toss it out the window. They claim HCR is unconstitutional yet the AZ law is fine? The constitution states that immigration control falls fully under the federal domain. Not that of the states.
A national immigration reform law would be great, yet atm too many republicans wouldn't let it pass, so as to score themselves political points in hopes of getting reelected this fall.
We NEED a path for legalization for those who have not committed any violent/heinous crimes. This country was founded on immigration. Unless yer a native American, yer an immigrant. Bashing Mexicans just because they want to live a better life, that's as Un-American as you can get.
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Wonder how long it'll take for the entire human race to cease being various races, and instead, all as one.
Bet that scares the hell out of some people.
I just wish I'd be alive to see that happen. So tired of racial bullshit people use to subjugate someone else. We're all on this rock together.