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After a long time, I finally put the themes back up. There was a black friday sale and I got the themes renewed at 50% off which was a nice bonus. I'll update the background images at some point.

I rather play The Stanley Parable.

They showed the dog. It's so far being played by a dog. Prepare to panic.
Tommy Lee Jones is my favorite Two-Face. (Despite that movie sucking.) Fight me.
 
It might've been an interesting John Wick reference IF I didn't want more John Wick movies instead.

I'm not a fan of Contra, but that game just looks like garbage named Contra.
 

Too much bad publicity surrounds Epic Game Store for me to ever join.
Talk about Chinese Spyware in Epic's launcher. Steam preordering being removed to make (timed) exclusives for Epic. Epic try to compete with Steam Sales without a Shopping Cart. Game Developers not knowing that Epic was going to make their games cheaper during said sales. Shenmue 3's broken promise for Steam Keys as they decided to go with Epic instead. I wouldn't even buy an Epic Humble Bundle at this point with how much bad publicity they're getting.

Nintendo is making a portable only Switch! I intend to trade in my current Switch because I hate the fact The Dock needs a LAN Adapter.
Here's hoping that if there ever is a non portable only Switch it will properly hook up to an Ethernet Cable.

I skipped BFV because the devs were douches, and the game design was trash. I don't regret it... hell I even bought CODs I wasn't planning on playing months after they came out because I had the itch, but I've had zero desire to even try BFV after the beta. Now I doubt I'll ever buy a Battlefield game ever again. I can see them tampering with how effective your bullet spread is or isn't to make you want to buy something... nah. They have technology to alter your performance without you knowing they gave you a handicap or boost. Maybe this is why "netcode" has been shit for years. 

If only there was a version called (Game) Superstar by Cypress Hill.
 

I'm looking forward to all the articles about the female attire in this game.

That last Deadpool appearance should have been the way they introduced him before showing him on the box art.

I refuse to believe this video and will remain nervous about that comment now until I see the PS5.

Aside from my one big gripe and a small one where I was expecting them to just kill John Wick instead of talk, John Wick Chapter 3 has lots of amazing action moments.
Now for my one big gripe.
 

If I ignore it, it will go away.... If I ignore it, it will go away.... If I ignore it, it will go away.... If I ignore it, it will go away....
I agree! Damn it! I didn't ignore it! And it won't go away!
The Rule 34 for this fanbase is nightmare fuel enough.
I can't believe Coolio made a bigger joke out of his own song than Weird Al did.
 
I can only hope Jim Carry regrets being in this movie more than he did being in Kick Ass 2.
Ah, the good old days. The days where a mustache being removed didn't require fancy computers.

A world without TVs....

If there is talk of 12K TVs if or when PS5 Pro or PS6 do 8K then I might continue to skip console generations until HDMI Cables are obsolete. Smallest 4K TVs I could afford are 40-43 inches wide. Someday when I can afford an 8K TV the smallest I guess will be 65 inches wide. Then after that (if there is 12K TV) I guess my next TV would have to be a Wallpaper TV because my Door is 6'1" Tall connected to a small narrow hall & a narrow stair. Then any Wallpaper TV beyond that couldn't be beyond 6'6" Tall because then it gets too big to properly fit on any wall in my apartment.

And by fun I mean Hellboy (2019) is better than Deadpool (2016) which is my low bar standard.
Hellboy (2019) is a really action packed movie that briefly goes through just about every characters origin stories and has just enough in their for a plausible sequel.
Although that sequel will never happen because The Internet loves to review bomb things more than the US loves to bomb 3rd World Countries.
So, yeah, I'm just happy I enjoy Hellboy (2019).

I know I will be canceling my GameStop order because there is "No cartridge for this game. Code will be packed in box. Internet connection required." I'm also considering trading in L.A. Noire, Resident Evil Revelations Collection, Wolfenstein 2, Doom, & canceling Resident Evil Origins Collection. But those other actions depend on how I feel on 5/10/2019.
*Edit 1* Because I prefer ReviewTechUSA….
*Edit 2*
I forgot to look at the back of the cases & added Doom to the list of games I might trade in.

I almost want to play Conan Exiles.
 

I find the whole thing funny. Anyone demanding Female Hrothgar might as well play Elder Scrolls Online or Guild Wars 2. If they ever get Female Hrothgar I expect them to then get mad with how sexualized they may or may not be.
That outfit really makes me want to see a Male Hrothgar run around quoting Xena: Warrior Princess.
Dancer being DPS to me makes more sense as I doubt a Healer would dance on anyone's grave.
I have no real opinion on Viera Bunny Boys.

Everything was updated today. Looks like there was an issue with the sitemap causing search engine result issues. There's also a new giphy button in posts. Feel free to add gifs now. 

There's a few other features that have been updated but nothing major. I should be getting the themes back up soon to.

CAUTION: Jim Sterling is approaching.
 

I would look forward to an updated GW2 or GW3 as long as the gameplay wasn't as slow as the first time I tried it. I liked GW2 aesthetically.

I'm looking forward to unplugging my PS3!