Myk JL

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  1. I read it too fast in Dante's Ego Raptor's voice thinking it said "Devil May Cry, Baby!" Making me think it was some kind of parody where Dante from DMC was going around being a jerk.
  2. I haven't played Breath Of The Wild yet.... But I expect it to either be my 3rd or 4th favorite. My current top 3 being. Twilight Princess - Could transform into a wolf. Majora's Mask - Could transform into a Deku Scrub, Goron, Zora, & Deity. Ocarina Of Time - Introduced Epona. *Edit* Most likely 5th after Skyward Sword (which I haven't played) because....
  3. There is no way I would buy all of them. Maybe Wolf Link was too much if that won't work for Nintendo Switch. I would however consider getting Breath of the Wild Horse Rider Link: Drops a unique horse saddle and food, plus the chance for high-end weapons. Super Smash Bros Link: The first time you scan it you get Epona, Link’s horse from Ocarina of Time. On subsequent scans you’ll get a selection of food items and a chest that’ll either contain a piece of Twilight Princess Link’s costume (as seen in the video above) or a random piece of weaponry. Because I like unique animals. *Edit* Oops, I didn't notice the word saddle in their the first time I read it.
  4. I think I might've gotten more done with Mjoll in 37:22:55 than Jenny in 99:56:01.... Or not as there are certain places I have avoided as Mjoll. Like an entire area of Blight Town that leads up to a locked door to the Depths. At least 2 Bonfires when counting the other one in Blight Town & the one guarded by a Black Knight in Darkroot Basin. In fact I haven't killed any Black Knights as Mjoll. Oh well on to personal goals achieved. Defeated Maneater Midred (again). Raised both Elite Knight Set & Thief Set with Titanite & Large Titanite (found killing Leeches in Blight Town). I don't know what I'll do with my Titanite Chunks. I also raise the Hunter Set I found in Dark Root Basin with Titanite. I have finally explored Lower Undead Burg. It's a lot smaller than I thought it would be. Freed some guy who was locked in a room. He now appears at Firelink Shrine & still in the room in Undead Burg. Found the Undead Female Merchant who sells Humanity. Unlocked both shortcuts to Lower Undead Burg. Gotten my Endurance up to 30. Had a hard time defeating a Knight from The Clan Of Forrest Protectors. Got the Eastern Armor Set & decided to not go back through the Crest Of Artorias door for a long time. Went to The Catacombs & found out that Astora's Straight Sword can prevent Necromancers from resurrecting Skeletons. Killed the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, & 5th Necromancers. I have left the 6th Necromancer live for now. Murdered a Crystal Lizard that gave me the final 2 pieces on Twinkling Titanite I needed to fully upgrade Astora's Straight Sword. Left The Catacombs after finding a spell I won't use, Tranquil Walk Of Peace. Awkward Deaths (Technically died more than this but those were more Obvious than Awkward.) This one doesn't belong to me but that 4th Necromancer unintentionally committed suicide. I did get myself killed by the Armored Tusk & some Hollows when I well down near it. Second time around I killed all the Hollows & was able to escape fighting the Armored Tusk. I fell off the Elevator twice when leaving Blight Town. First Time looking in the wrong direction panicking, falling when I assumed I didn't notice when to get off. Second when I tried to get off too soon. I got myself killed by the Capra Demon when a gut feeling insisted there wasn't a boss behind that fog gate in Lower Undead Burg. I went back in to get my Souls & Humanity. Then through Xbox Guide I exited the game by selecting Xbox Home. I went back into Dark Souls now back on the other side of the fog gate. I told Patches I wasn't a Cleric. He was a little late on trying to kill me when crossing a bridge. So on my way back I had Mjoll kill herself. The next question Patches asked me I answered Yes & he gave me a Humanity. I didn't have to kill Mjoll that time around if I just didn't assume that Treasure message was Fromsoftware trolling. Despite these deaths I always manage to retrieve my Souls & Humanity. Current Personal Goals are all boring.... Raise my Endurance up to 40 Soft Cap. Raise my Vitality up to 50 Soft Cap. These were also the first times I unplugged my modem instead of killing Mjoll. First in Blight Town & second in The Catacombs.
  5. Armor is gender neutral. And there is no sexy armor as far as I know. I doubt you would want to see a Hollow in such armor if it existed in the game. Mini Bosses Defeated (Again) Havel The Rock - Yeah.... I'm too scared to go to Blight Town, The Great Hollow, or even face The Hydra at Ash Lake. I got my Vitality up to 30 & my Endurance up to 19 once the next level up would cost over 10,000 Souls. As boring as this fight looked it was a lot easier thanks to having enough Stamina to block Havel's strikes if I got hit. I got his ring. Prowling Demon at Undead Parish - Strafe Right, Attack from behind, repeat. Heavy Knight at Undead Parish - I got a Greatsword from that fight that I will probably never use. Channeler at Undead Parish - I got nothing from him. Then went upstairs to free that guy that was going to escape anyway. Oscar Knight Of Astora - Elite Knight against Elite Knight! Astora's Straight Sword against Astora's Straight Sword! Dragon Crest Shield against Crest Shield? An almost identical face off. I got his Crest Shield after defeating him. I didn't lose once to any of these mini bosses as Mjoll. Some items found or upgraded (Again) I did fully level up that Spear I bought with Titanite Shards that were rare drops. After that I eventually got some Spears that were rare drops. 2 Twinkling Titanite & some form of regular Titanite from Murdering a Crystal Lizard between Darkroot Basin & Darkroot Garden. Obviously found The Elite Knight Armor Set in Darkroot Garden which is what I was wearing when I fought Oscar. I got The Wolf Ring!.... After having to retrieve my Souls & Humanity from being killed by a Giant Stone Knight. I got The Rusted Iron Ring in Undead Asylum. I can't believe I would've gone into Blight Town without this. I had 10 in Humanity, but I dwindled it down to 3 because I didn't want to unplug my Xbox 360 from the internet or face players. Current Personal Goals Don't defeat the Armored Tusk in Undead Parish until I have The Covetous Gold Serpent Ring & 10 Humanity. Even if that means never going over there. Upgrading Armor with Titanite. Especially now that I can buy Titanite from Andre Of Astora. Maybe get back to leveling up my Endurance once I'm done leveling up Armor Sets (& maybe weapons I won't use).
  6. I did at one point get myself back into playing this. My only real goal was to get everything up to the highest Mk that I could. Which ended up being Mk6. Maybe there are Mk7 items but I think those are in the one solar system that requires me to play the story missions. I'm happy to say that my ship, a barracuda, is extremely fast.... Extremely too fast.... Like I can find myself going past jump gates I intend to go through fast. I've given up on smuggling since I never found armor or whatever that would prevent my ship being scanned if I had more than the smuggler's hold could hold. However I did at one point end up being neutral with The Devil's Cartel after doing a lot of missions for them. I instantly ended up enemy's with the Militia every time I tried to be neutral with both. The Militia also rarely has missions that benefit both of them. But with the exception of Civilians (Merchants, & Mercenaries) I think every faction was designed to hate you if you tried to be everyone's friend. Doing Mercenary Missions for the Mercenary Guild is odd. They're not really good guy. Their missions will randomly make anyone an enemy; including themselves. I got them up to 10 then I went back to getting Merchants Guild back up to 10 doing dead drops. Doing Very Low missions is quite relaxing. Once I get back into playing this from my last save I think I might as well just do the story missions.
  7. I expected Kenshiro to do that, but I didn't expect that ending.
  8. I'm use to Monkey Island breaking the 4th wall but the Monkey Island 2 ending gave me shellshock I hadn't felt since Spec Ops: The Line.
  9. I got my Wolf Link on the 21st just to find out Nintendo has restocked them at Gamestop. I'm a little embarrassed I paid twice the amount for mine.... But not as embarrassing as losing $89 after unintentionally buying a PS4 from a 3rd Party Seller I didn't trust on Amazon.... At least I bought my Wolf Link intentionally from a 3rd Party Seller on Amazon.... Also Gamestop doesn't state that these Amiibos will work for the Switch.... Just the 3DS & Wii U. .... Yeah, I'm still keeping this Wolf Link Amiibo. (In its plastic packaging for now.)
  10. I'm guessing that Wolf Link has the same role as the dogs in BotW. So you don't have to buy the Wolf Link Amiibo in order to get that in game function. I have my doubts that Nintendo is getting rid of Amiibos since they made Amiibos for BotW. Especially if Switch controllers have Amiibo readers. Seems like unneeded hardware if they were. As for Miiverse, I never got involved in that. I don't know if no Miiverse means no Miis. But I wouldn't miss the Miis if they were gone. The Xbox Avatars look way better. And PS Home Avatars were the best looking out of the three, but they those were tied to PS Home.
  11. According to IGN, Amiibos aren't region locked. Beyond that I have my doubts that Nintendo would make BotW Amiibos that'll probably work for both Wii U & Switch then cause people to buy a Switch exclusive TP Wolf Link. If the Switch version of BotW required TP in order to activate Wolf Link I could hopefully look forward to TP on the Switch.
  12. I just ended up buying a Wolf Link Amiibo (intended for the Wii U) from a 3rd Party seller on Amazon for the Nintendo Switch. Hopefully its new. Also would've preferred if Nintendo made Wolf Link without Midna.
  13. So far nothing. .... Starting the day after tomorrow 4-8 years of resolutions. Basically like New Year's resolutions that will never get done.
  14. I didn't try to pre-order a Nintendo Switch due to the fact I haven't seen Pro Regular Controller for Pre-Order. I'm use to the small cord that came with my PS4 because I have a small TV for it & other HD only consoles.
  15. Because I'm too lazy to keep a Dream Journal & even IF I did I would want to share anyway. Onto my most recent remembered messed up dream. I had a dream where Will Ferrel succeeded in flooding the world. But Chuck Norris retroactively prevented it as Walker Texas Ranger. Then Walker breaks into a Police Base & kills 2 crooked cops. This is then followed by Walker's Sidekick Officer Tucker (WTF?! What happened to Ranger Trevet?) Who then declares to the dead crooked cops that he wouldn't marry them. This statement is then followed by a flashback where Tucker is a pastor who actually had these two crooked cops married. After the flashback the area where the crooked cops were killed is now a crime scene. Where the investigators are now questioning how did Chuck Norris fire bullet casings at the now dead crooked cops. This is made even more confusing by the fact the blood is on the area where the bullet would have left. And then I woke up & went on explaining to myself why I had such a messed up dream. Will Ferrel was in it probably because despite my liking him as a comedy actor I've had the habit of remembering how much Stranger Than Fiction sucks. BTW Stranger Than Fiction sucks if I didn't mention that already. The flooding of the world was probably because Movie Bob showed a trailer for a new Noah's Ark movie during a review for Man Of Tai Chi. Why Chris Tucker was there is probably because I've seen trailers for the buddy cop film where he tries to get married to Ice Cube's sister. The Homosexual Marriage the 2 crooked cops had was probably because Jon Stewart congratulated Homosexual Marriage finally coming to New Jersey. Followed by jokes about how that pastor who had the Homosexual Couple married made it look awkward. The Crime Scene part after was probably because something like CSI or whatever comes on after Walker Texas Ranger when I usually go do laundry. As for Chuck Norris & why he did whatever he did as Walker Texas Ranger, well, Do NOT question Chuck Norris! Or why he was even there. (Which I think I already explained.) Still seems weird the two crooked cops he killed were Homosexual. Wait, is Chuck Norris homophobic? Or was it just coincidental that those cops were Homosexual?... Dammit I just questioned Chuck Norris.... My next two dreams were about a Lioness.... Who in my first dream freaked me out because she had a foot fetish.... Just utterly creepy as I swore I could feel my toes between her teeth. I woke relieved that it was just a dream.... But felt the urge to have that dream again.... Because despite being illegal (in most states) & probably the dumbest thing someone could do in real life that could get them killed it was just a dream. So I had the dream again expecting a different outcome.... And I got it.... In the form where it ended with her pouncing me & either biting or nibbling my neck & shoulder. I then woke up & decided never to have that dream again because whatever fetish she has, it clearly involved her mouth....
  16. I'm having one of those Zoo Dreams again. Though this time it was a Tigress instead of a Lioness. I didn't try to do anything to that Tigress while sitting in a reclining chair. At best she wanted her face petted & I obliged her. After that she jump onto the chair I'm sitting on. She then starts bouncing her lower body against my fully clothed lap. I'm not panicking but it is kind of weird to have her flat chest on my face. The people who are panicking though are those with children who immediately left the area. I once again have some interest in Lucid Dreaming....
  17. I guess by today's standards, much like The Dukes Of Hazzard, this movie would be labeled Racist....
  18. The Bear Headed Guy reminds me of King & Iron King from Tekken. Would be funny if he only speaks in translated roars.
  19. If portable Skyrim didn't give me enough reason, Nintendo quickly hit my nostalgia nerve with what should be everyone's' favorite Japanese creator showing what should be everyone's' favorite Red & Blue wearing character.... Suda 51 showing Travis Touchdown!
  20. I have yet to actually download U Play for my previous Ubisoft Bundle because I keep hearing how bad U Play is. The first AC is okay. Too bad Altair can't swim. If Ezio never aged & was the main protagonist the whole time I'd easily recommend every AC. I never played AC3, but that's because I didn't care for the actual trilogy ending in the US. The last new AC I played was Black Flag. I never finished it because I got too obsessed with upgrading the ship which eventually became boring.
  21. Everything Right With Deadpool....
  22. I'm hoping we don't regret that it isn't named Prometheus 2 if it sucks. Until then I'm trying to convince myself that AVPR was a good movie.
  23. I'd like to see another Kevin Nash cameo.... Just have it as some sort of running gag....
  24. If I remember correctly Suburban Commando had one of my favorite scenes with a car alarm. There are a lot of movies pre 2000 I really need to watch or re-watch. Mostly stuff I find recommended to me by Good Bad Flicks. Or Nostalgia Critic like Stephen King's It.