Dubird
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A maid went to her employer asking for a raise. The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a raise?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want a raise. The first is that I iron better than you."
Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Lady of the house: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Lady of the house: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Lady of the house (very upset now)
"Did the Master say so as well?"Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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From overheardintheoffice.com:
Contractor: Ma'am, just so you know for the next time we're called in, caulking is not spelled C-O-C-K-I-N-G. It's C-A-U-L-K-I-N-G.
Red-faced manager: Oh!
Retirement home
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia
*giggles*
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Saw this one and for some reason, it reminded me of you.
http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2009-01-23
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arugh! serious lag here on my work computer. suuuuuckage. ><
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Both, actually. But the computer lags mostly when I have too many programs open. This site, and lots of others, lag even if it's just Firefox. ><
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Is it an old Windows XP system? I think after all the service packs, old computers can't run it that good any more.
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Chromalicious is my precious.
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Arugh!! I know there are people that successfully mod ME3, but I have no friggin' idea how!
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Yeah, it's only available through Origin. Totally weak! And they don't mind you modding the single-player game, as long as you remove the mods when you're playing multi-player. It's tricky to mod, as there's not a way to get in and mod things like there is with Oblivion and Skyrim, but with the right programs, you can get around that. The programs aren't working correctly for me, and everything I find to try doesn't work. *head desk*
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Well that sucks. Maybe its an Origin bug? I haven't turned origin on in months because it always ran like crap for me.
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No, the tool had an error a couple of revisions ago. It's supposed to be fixed, so I don't know what's going on. Doesn't hurt the game, just means I can't add some cool mods I found.
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Drawing homework is kicking my ASS.....><....i guess that's what i get for mostly only using the computer to do arts with....
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Drawing homework? Are you taking some new classes? What kind of drawings are you doing?
Can I see a final pic? 
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it's for my graphics degree, drawing 1....and i can post some of them if ya'll really want to see...^^;...this last one was two point perspective....the hardest part was doing all the shading ><
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I'd like to see!
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Employment!! Part-time, but as it makes more than twice what my last job did, it's still good. ^^
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Sweet, what you doing at the new job?
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Nice!
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She now has security codes to all the hentai locked up in Japan.
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i can't resist, once i discover how to customize something, i have to do it! i need help!
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I knew Kaiden's voice in Mass Effect was familar. It's the same VA as Carth from KotOR.
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He's not really whiney, but he is a romantic interest for FemShep. Also, Bastila's VA is Jennifer Hale, who did the voice of FemShep. She's done a lot of things I recognize!
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Joker > All
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Yeah, Joker is awesome. So is Garrius. I always apprecate characters that are smartasses.
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Just spent an hour chipping ice off my car so I can go to work tomorrow. Fuck you, Texas, this is what I moved down here to get away from!!
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Nearly got hit by a sheet of ice flying off someone's car roof. ><
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That happens here all the time. People are too damn lazy to clean off their cars correctly.
For us the person driving in front has 8 inches of snow on the roof and then hits the freeway. Whoever is behind them is screwed like they're driving in a blizzard. -
well, part of it was the fact that the ice froze to the cars with 4 days of below freezing with no sun....><.....that's why it took me so long to get it off my car....but at least i got most of it before driving on the fucking highway....
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new car! Technaclly, it's for me, but he'll be driving it until we can get the one he wants.
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The Taurus Sho. He did get to drive a fully loaded one last weekend and just reinforced that he wants one.
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Looks good, bu holy crap thats an expensive ride!
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Yeah, that's why we got the Optima.
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Ok. So. SWTOR has romance options, like most RPGs these days. And it turns out, it's not just romance. My smuggler just got married.
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How was the wedding? Could you get married in a Wookie ceremony?
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No, it was more along the lines of "You know, traditionaly, the ship's captain preforms the ceremony." "yeah, let's just skip to the honeymoon."
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lmao!
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Snow day!
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#reads stream of messages again# .... #prematurely ejaculates#
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What does that mean Godgrave? Lets talk about movies. Do you like movies?
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Yep, I love movies and watch a lot of movies actually. Many types of movies! Do you watch any movies? Which is your favorite movie?
