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One word buddy: Canada. We might not have invented cold but we sure did perfect it.

El ninio, Global Warming... I don't care what it is but I'll take it.

LOL, that was good.

NUAYO7Zyydk Ok, this MUST deserve some kind of rep points. X'D

Socks? That reminds me of something. *goes to edit signature* Oh shoot, it's not there anymore.

I switched the settings like you suggested. Only time will tell if it helped.

Teleportation could solve this pretty fast.

Well I got my new computer all working. Everything works fine except that randomly it'll "shut down" and restart right away. Microsoft states that it's probably a device driver issue but doesn't have a solution for it. *sighs* I don't know what it is with me and computers: fix one problem, new one comes up.

Well, I'd help you out but I'm 2'700$ in debt myself.

For once my winter has been mild as far as colds go. I've had two but they were both mild and over quickly. Of course by posting this I'm guaranteeing myself a bastard of a cold now. *knocks wood*

Um... That was dumb.

*pounce* *maim* *blood* *carnage**gore* *eats Veleon* *burp* I thought I smelled noob. Well, my work here is done. Later all.

Got any facts to back that up or are you only basing that statement on pure oppinion? While good, I wouldn't say it's the best. It's just too "run of the mill" to earn that title.

Bet you it's not as frequent as it is here.

Fee fye foe foob, I smell the blood of a Wisconsin noob! Now get in ma belly. *eats Nanami*

I liked 149 and 150 miself.

The Golden Phone An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000.00 per call. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by wha the telephone was used for? The priest replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and that for $10,000.00 one could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta, there, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and asked a nearby nun what its purpose was? She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven and that for $10,000.00 he could talk to God. "O.K. thanks" said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and New York, then on to Portland and north to Seattle. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same $10,000.00 per call sign under it. Upon leaving Seattle, the American saw a sign saying "Route 5 North to Vancouver CANADA" and decided to see if Canadians had the same golden telephone. He drove for awhile and finally arrived in White Rock BC and sure enough, there again in the local church was the same golden telephone, only this time the sign under it read 25 cents per call. The American was surprised and so intrigued that he asked the church's pastor about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches, I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000.00 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered: "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call."

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/308083 Me likes.

I'm not a big Street Fighter fan but I liked this.

*watches again* Not really. It does however bear a striking resemblance to the Triforce from Zelda.

I was getting there myself. And believe me, I have ALOT of patience for bs episodes.

Normaly, he would have just been fired.

Well, I was going to let you have it but then you won my mercy by acknowledging me as the Lord that I am. Long story short: I rule. I am GRX and welcome to Ancient Clan... And congradulations on being the first person that I'm welcomed properly. Also: I dub thee "HK" because hentaikittyof-yada-yada is too long to type.

I don't think you realise who you're dealing with here. Ask around, I'm the scariest thing here.

To eat, or not to eat... That is the eternal question.