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That Damn Cat (Or other pet)

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I just wanted to start this thread now. Too early in the morning to start a rant. As this thread grows it's rant reason will become evident.

I'll start with my cat Fuzzy. Or as I call her Miss Precious Perfect/CrazyCat.

Even now as I'm getting up, before I can even make coffee. She has made me check her food, begged for pounce and wanted me to let her out. She didn't go out, she was just testing me to see if I'd open door. Sure might seem innocent, that I have too much time with cat. I'll be posting all the other crazy stuff she does to show her supiority over me. It gets worse, a lot worse.

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keh! I have 4 pets making me crazy.

Okie is the worst. she has obvious cabin fever but doesnt like cold or wet paws and thus refuses to go out and if I do kick her out she just hides under the bench on the porch. What she needs to do is catch these ballzy fuckin squirrels that go after my shit on the porch -_-;

She starts her shit b4 I get out of bed. She has to lay on me or on my pillow with me purring her lil asthma purr right up my nose and half the time it puts me back to sleep. thats not enough though, 50 times a day she's on and off my lap when I'm using the main desktop. She stalks me downstairs too. Lays behind me on the couch hitting me in the head with her damn twitching tail. Its got to the point where I put a pillow there so she has to move over. if its not the back of the couch its the recliner or she gets on the hutch and lays there. There is no escaping her and she is a talker. She is constantly meowing for pettings and fresh pours of cat food.

I look forward to better weather so she can be outside all the time

next time... the dog


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i dont have any pets, lucky me

but i want a puppy or kitten


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Okie sounds like Fuzzy. A codependant cat, stalks had to take naps next to me. Lately she stays up all night. And when I come out of the back bedroom, shes eying me and ready to start all the shit she was saving up all night.

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bittums and tishi are both ridiculous. bittums is the worst though. mainly tishi only bugs you once in a while when the food bowl is empty or if she wants some kitty crack (especially when eppy comes over, shes alllll over her crack dealer...) bittums is a little punk though. when she comes in, she saunters in real slow. then kind of looks over her shoulder to see if youre following. if youre not she turns back around and meows at you until you get up and walk atleast half way to the kitchen. apparently she needs an escort to the food bowl. she does the same thing when im upstairs. she'll meow and meow and meow until i get up to figure out if she wants to go out or if she wants food. i cant walk down only 2 steps to figure it out though. if its only 2 then she comes back up and meows and wont move until you go atleast halfway down. if she runs to the food bowl i go back upstairs, but if shes by the door i have to go and let her out EVEN THOUGH my mom is sitting right NEXT to the back door....

shes a spaz too. she just randomly starts attacking everything.. including her shadow..


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Fuzzy does that too kinda, and will stop or wont eat unless I stand there for a minute with her. I see I'm not the only one with Pet issues. Whoever said owning a pet would add years to your life obviously didn't factor in the stress they cause. And worry, like when they decide they're staying out all night.

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Cerberus, my dog, is somewhat a pest when it comes to "helping". He figures himself a helper, when I'm trying to fold laundry he scatters it about, or if it's fresh from the dryer he nests in it and sleeps until it's gone cold. Then there's when he whines to go out, he usually only does that when he has to go potty, but there are the times he choses to go out and there are people outside and he desides that he can't go when others are out there....so he stares at the people and other animals if there are any until I get pissed off and take him back inside. Then we do the same thing an hour later but then he actually desides to go....Of course, he also trys to take over the bed at night, and desides that just because he's up at 4:30 5:00 in the morning everyone has to be too and they also have to play with him.


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On the help with cleaning thing. Nice. Fuzzy on the other hand, hates a clean house, it flips her out. She's been so needy and not leaving me alone. So, today, I brought Home the fuzzy mice she likes, catnip and two flavors of pounce. She's loving it and hasnt harrassed me, she thanked me a lot. I tried to call her up for a pet she jumped up, let me pet her and was gone. Mission accomplished. Give me some pet free space in this small house. Two notes, I saw that fishing thing with a fish or mouse that Sledge uses, did not consider, Fuzzy needs to be independant. And second note. I minds well through the nip out, she doesnt like it. Shes been getting her buzz in the past from ladys cat nip plants brought here, Spoiled her. They do have different texture qualities. That all I can say for now. She crammed so much Crazy Fuzzy stuff since Ive been home with presents. It would be impossible to post all.

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We recently got a laser pointer from our friend john and our cats go insane trying to catch that red dot. I'm going to have to get a video of it and post it sometime soon. I'd recommend getting one for Fuzzy, you'll be able to keep her entertained with just small wrist movements flicking that laser around.


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To our Feline and Canine friends. Even though we gotta pick up the mess sometimes. I hope all future crazy Pet stuff will be posted here. I see a lot of Ditto posts all over, figured when I started thread it would all be in one place.

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nyawwwwwwwwwwwww cute

I had to pick okie up and throw her out today -_-

I cant take this harassment and stalking!


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in a month or so we'll put some nip plants around your yard

i cant be Fuzzy's dealer all the time :P


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Ditto found nip growing

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okie wants to study pre history with me


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Cute ^_^


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