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What did you come up with?

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Pick the month you were born:

January- I crapped

February- I slapped

March- I murdered

April- I looked at

May- I masturbated with

June- I slept with

July- I laughed at

August- I stabbed

September- I shot

October- I made love to

November- I wrestled

December- I had sex with

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A prostitute

2. An Asian

3. A Woman with HIV

4. A drunken black man

5. Santa Clause

6. A playboy bunny

7. A married mom

8. My stuffed bunny

9. Your mom

10. The Easter Bunny

11. A football player

12. A porn star

13. My lettermans Jacket

14. My teacher

15. The Rock

16. A DVD player

17. A pencil sharpener

18. The phone

19. My computer

20. Your house

21. The tape measurer

22. The Lamp

23. The pope

24. Governor Swartenegar

25. Mr. Incredible

26. A transvestite

27. The Devil

28. Your hot sister

29. George Bush

30. A tape recorder

31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

A- Because I like chocolate

B- Because I was bored

C- Because my pants were on too tight

D- Because I am a homosexual

E- Because my heart is two sizes too small

F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas

G- Because I like eggs

H- Because the world will end tomorrow

I- Because I slit my wrists

J- Because I dont have a bf/gf

K- Because I like football

L- Because I was high

M- Because I was drunk

N- Because my mom told me to

O- Because fruit cakes fly

P- Because Im lonely

Q- Because my parents fight a lot

R- Because Im horny

S- Because I want to commit suicide

T- Because I hate school

U- Because I was drunk

V- Because I love slumber parties

W- Because it calms me

X- Because I like brownies

Y- Because I like to spoon

Z- Because I need to masturbate

What did you come up with?

my results: I shot a football player because the world will end tomarrow.

Mine suck, but I can't say if I knew the world would end tomarrow that I wouldn't. :P

Everybody's probably already done it before but I'm curious and they always make me giggle.


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I slapped a porn star because I'm horny... O_O Yes. Yes, I did.

X'D

I shot a pencil sharpener because the world will end tomorrow -_-


I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

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i slapped the rock because im suicudial.... uhhh wtf..


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I'm called a hypocrite for listening to rap, liking stem cell research, having long hair, and speaking my mind and I registered Republican.

Gamertag: FORDno50

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Guest Kelini
^_^; I looked at a married mom because my heart is two sizes too small^_^;

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