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You Might Be a Military Redneck If...

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I wrote these jokes and e-mailed them around years ago while I was in the military. For once, these jokes are actually mine. :D

1. If you've ever been caught practicing quickdraw on watch...you might be a military redneck.

2. If you show up for chow one hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

3. If your aircraft stops on the hook and wire system, but the ordinance did not...you might be a military redneck.

4. If you've ever expended ammunition to save your lunch from seagulls...you might be a military redneck.

5. If those seagulls ever expended ammunition to get you back...you might be a military redneck. ;)

6. If you've ever smacked a flying fish with a broom...you might be a military redneck.

7. If you've ever fed hot sauce to a seagull...you might be a military redneck.

8. If you've ever been accused of killing Oscar (the dummy used for man overboard drills)...you might be a military redneck.

9. If you've ever saddled a jet engine...you might be a military redneck.

10. If you've ever disguised illegal alcohol stillery as engine parts...you might be a military redneck.

Our nation's military is doing Jeff Foxworthy proud. :usa:


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"A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart

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2. If you show up for chow one hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

7. If you've ever fed hot sauce to a seagull...you might be a military redneck.

So, I'm a military redneck, and not in the military?

Does it count if they were 22 shots at the seaguls X'D

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Navy - Never Again Volunteer Yourself

U.S. Army - (backwards) Yes, My Retarded @$$ Signed Up

Marine - My @$$ Rides in Navy Equipment

I don't have one for Air Force yet. Any ideas? ;)


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Air F i have air is ready for. go along with that. my vocab sucks


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I'm called a hypocrite for listening to rap, liking stem cell research, having long hair, and speaking my mind and I registered Republican.

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Air F i have air is ready for. go along with that. my vocab sucks

how about......

Air force: Anyone Is Really Flying On Randomly Collected Equipment.

or to use mimiru's beginning:

Air Force: Air Is Ready For Overly Ridiculous Casino Extortion.

Niether are funny but hey.... what can you do?

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