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That Sonic should be burned. WTF were they thinking.. and I still don't get why the hell the Sonic movie has to be just him in the real world.. they could have made it a "live-action" movie like Lion King is "live action" and have it based in the video game world of Sonic the Hedgehog. Everyone focuses on how Sonic looks like an abomination, but honestly the entire movie looks like crap. I'm guessing Robotnick at the end of the trailer is going to be at the end of the movie and this entire mess of a film will be yet another origin story movie. Somehow Sonic got transported into the human world, has to get a bunch of rings, that are actually some super conductive new alien alloy that the US military is collecting for new weapons programs or some crap, and has to use those rings to get back to his planet. So it'll be Sonic and some guy that's helping him get back home E.T. style, mix some childish humor in there, have Sonic take out some military forces.. only a mad scientist can defeat him so they hire Jim Carry.. and by then theres 20 minutes left of the movie that might be decent.. then credits and a brief cameo of Tails looking worse than anything we've seen so far as he hints at a sequel. XD


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They should have never even made it. Its funny how they're trying to market to kids.... why? Sonic hasn't been relevant for 20 years, and the average kid probably couldn't tell you who Sonic is. No good sonic games are going to come out after this. You should have just appealed to the actually fanbase of Gen X... you know the ones that were kids when Sonic was as big as he ever got. I'm not saying movies like this should be geared solely for adults. They should be balanced like Marvel films, but instead we get them geared more heavily for children. G.I. Joe is a prime example. Literally no one born after 1988 had any connection to GI Joe. But to try to sell toys the movies were cheeseball fests. If they ever get the new He-Man film off the ground they'd be wise not to do the same.

They just better never remake this... its perfect how it was. XD XD XD

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If I ignore it, it will go away.... If I ignore it, it will go away.... If I ignore it, it will go away.... If I ignore it, it will go away....

1 hour ago, DeathscytheX said:

They should have never even made it.

I agree! Damn it! I didn't ignore it! And it won't go away!

2 hours ago, DeathscytheX said:

I'm not saying movies like this should be geared solely for adults.

The Rule 34 for this fanbase is nightmare fuel enough.

On ‎5‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 5:44 PM, DeathscytheX said:

Coolio and Paramont was copyright claiming every content creator's video that did a live reaction.

I can't believe Coolio made a bigger joke out of his own song than Weird Al did.

 

2 hours ago, Sledgstone said:

only a mad scientist can defeat him so they hire Jim Carry.

I can only hope Jim Carry regrets being in this movie more than he did being in Kick Ass 2.

2 hours ago, DeathscytheX said:

They just better never remake this... its perfect how it was.

Ah, the good old days. The days where a mustache being removed didn't require fancy computers.


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