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If gum stays in your stomach for 7 years, what does a Happy Meal do?

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atleast roaches will have something to eat after nuclear fallout


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"That fairy needs to stop shouting in my ear, or I'm going to throw her friend I have trapped in the bottle into a lava pit or something. HEY, LISTEN! No, YOU listen. If something's important, just say so without yelling at me. Or fly over to it and change color like you usually do. Just because I'm busy mowing the lawn and hoping I'll find some spare change, doesn't mean I can't hear you." - Link

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atleast roaches will have something to eat after nuclear fallout

Hahahahaha!

I'd eat that.


I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

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What.. how is this possible? I'm suddenly afraid .. I haven't eaten anything from McD's in over a year but now I'm afraid it's still somewhere inside of me.

Maybe what's inside of you is a small city of microbes and they've learnt of ways to pass over a few special enzymes in their city's waste system where it gets to your stomach directly, and it stops your craving for McDonalds. In a way, it's bad business for McDonalds, but they don't know of it as yet. Suddenly you find MI6 and the FBI look for you and try to frame/ sabotage your life so they can find you easily, for the secret ... for what's inside of you. This, in 3D.


I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

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