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Authentic Mexican Queso Cheese DIp

DeathscytheX

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Ever go to your local Mexican restaurant and order that small bowl of liquid white cheese... ah Queso dip... pretty good stuff even if it is a $2 rip off... Ever wish you could have some at home to go with your tortilla chips? Ever waste you money on all those so called "queso dips" by tostitos or some Mexican sounding brand in your local grocer's deli? I've spend years melting cheeses, trying dips, and NOTHING could even come close to replicating what you can find at the restaurant. It was like some well kept golden secret that even big time chip manufactures were still trying to figure out with their sub-par imitations.

Well I have figured it out... scoring the internet, I came across a little recipe, it didn't look right, and I felt it was too simple to be it. I had tried everything else, so I was down to my last options on experimentation... but the end result was the holy grail. This my friends, is how you make 100% authentic restaurant queso dip.

Its 3 simple ingredients (with an optional 4th), No matter how much of it you make, you must always use exact the same amount of all 3. So the easiest way to do this is to make a 24oz bowl, because two of the 3 ingredients are commonly sold in 8oz containers.

Ingredient 1: Velveeta Queso Blanco

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Ingredient 2: 8oz Sour Cream

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Ingredient 3: 8oz of Cream Cheese

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Preparation:

Step 1 - Take your block of Velveeta, and cut it at the 8oz line marked on its foil wrapper, then drop it in the bowl along with the entire contents of your sour cream and cream cheese tubs.

Step 2 - Put bowl in the microwave and heat on high for 2 minutes, take out and stir, then place back in microwave and heat for 2 more minutes.

Step 3 - Stir mixture until it looks like its all the same consistency, microwave 30-40 more seconds if there are still chunks or solids and repeat the process.

Now you have yourself some Mexican cheese dip... don't believe me? Try it out and see for yourself...

Too boring? Add a can of rotel tomatoes for some kick.

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Some recipes tell you to add chicken broth, flour, or pepper jack cheese... that's all crap... It may be good, but if you're looking to make exactly what you get at the restaurant, follow my directions and spread the joy.

This recipe can also be used with some shell pasta, add some ground beef, or even taco seasoned ground beef, and you have yourself one hell of a meal.


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Awesome post. You need to post your own personal pictures to make me cum in my mouth, if that can work, I don't know how it'd work or what it'd taste like but I've read stories that it depends on what you eat and what ... ok sorry for digressing but to set the record straight I don't want to you-know-what in my own mouth, yuckidoos. Coming back to the point I was making, take pictures dude! Ok too much sugar, I'm outta here.

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