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DX Top 5 Nastiest Beers

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DeathscytheX

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Well, I just had to make this one... I've tried a lot of different beers, and the experience has been rewarding and punishing at the same time. There are some beers out there that just make me question some peoples taste buds... as nasty as they are, I don't know how they make sales... and to be fair, I'm leaving out cheap beers... you wont find PBR, Milwaukee's Best, or Keystone on this list.

5. Miller Light

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I really don't know how this beer became so popular. Granted its one of the two most popular in the US. It's the equivalent of watered down piss... Their commercials rave about their full flavor taste... they just don't tell you what kind of taste.

4. Hoegaarden

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Not much to say about this one... its just nasty. Mix the liquid from a wet fart with a touch of gasoline, and that's what you have here.

3. Moosehead

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Should have called this one Moosepiss beer. Simply awful. The aftertaste makes your stomach sour, and it just smells rotten too. I expected better from this one since the Canadians have some decent beers like Labbatt Blue.

2. Dutch Windmill

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This beer let me know never to try beer out of Holland ever again. It tastes exactly like Moosehead mixed with Heineken... and I hate Heineken as it is... I use to think this was the nastiest beer ever... until one beer outdid it.

1. Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic

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WOW, Sam tops the charts again... this time in a bad way. I really hope whoever made this was fired. I was so disappointed with this product, the only bad product I've ever had from this great microbrewery. This beer is so vile, it will be amazing if you could even finish it. Its like someone vomited benadryl cough syrup into your bottle. To make things more brutal, it gets worse with every sip. The aftertaste is unlike anything I've ever experienced before. Not only is this the most rancid beer ever... it's quite possibly the most disgusting beverage of any type of all time! :barf2:


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ROTFLMAO! X'D Thats the best blog post ever. X'D

Miller Light is pretty bad, but its still better than keystone. :P

Heres the top 5 nastiest beers I've ever drank. :P

5. Keystone light

4. Rolling Rock

3. Red Dog

2. Any Magic Hat beer

1. Any Saranac beer

Have you ever tried any of the new pomegranate flavored beers? After seeing what you said about the cranberry sam adams... I don't think I'll try any of the fruity beers.

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Rolling Rock isn't too bad. X'D

Keystone is a cheap beer! I didn't put those in on purpose. These are regular priced beers and they are just as nasty and in the case of Cranberry Lambic, nastier!

Pabst Blue Ribbon, Keystone, Ice House, Milwaukee's Best, and Colt 45 are suppose to be nasty. X'D

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